haha well said

They just buy the most expensive shit they can

They're obsessed with it

It rules their entire culture

They don't buy the most expensive, they buy things that are recognizably expensive to show they have money, which they usually don't. I've worked with minimum wage thugs who can't afford bridge toll wearing those big "designer" belt buckles to hold up fake $300 True Religion jeans. Everything they buy has obnoxious branding

Someone broke into my car, stole my backpack and a jacket I had in the back seat. He left my Iron Rangers sitting there because it didn't have a Nike swoosh and therefore has no value.

Those boots cost more than the jacket and contents of the backpack

haha those belts can be goofy as hell, too. like someone with a bedazzler got ahold of them

Yea they wear those huge ones that are just the brands logo with fake diamonds glued on.

🤦🏻

second those redwing boots

can't go back to wearing any other brand, theyre just not the same

Lufkin stick rulers are the dogs bollocks!

Old school elegance

They are handy tools. And easy enough to use, you can teach kids basic carpentry skills.

@RevStench haha yes. Only the best carpenter autists use these!

Those things are cool. That metal slide in the middle comes in handle.

Slide rules are the last implicit stand of nerd identity

I was given a swiss army knife when I was around 5, used it ever since. I use the plastic toothpick more than anything. Browse here to pick the one with the tool assortment you want, then buy on Amazon.
https://www.victorinox.com/us/en/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Medium-Pocket-Knives/c/SAK_MediumPocketKnives

Scroll down to the bottom to see the oldest designs. Here’s mine:
https://www.victorinox.com/us/en/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Medium-Pocket-Knives/Camper/p/1.3613

Swiss Army rocks

Bench made is badass too. They have a policy where u can send them ur knife and then will clean and sharpen it, just have to pay s/h. I have an Adamas auto by them and it is built like a tank. Carried it on me all the time when I was overseas.

As for multi-tools I’ve had multiple expensive leatherman models break on me. Only one that is still working great for me is one of their cheaper base models. That is with daily hard use.

My favorite edc knife if a bench made

I used to carry a Benchmade but the damn blades are hard, which is good for holding an edge, but you can't pry with them, they snap in half. But I do EDC a Benchmade.
I carry SOG for work. I can hit the spine of the blade with a hammer on a regular basis, it has no damage done to it and it holds an edge really well too.
Kershaw makes good knives too. Morakniv's are really good for smashing with a hammer. Plus they have some chisel ground knives.
Unless you're buying a cheap knife, all knives are pretty good. You don't have to sharpen your knife a lot, stropping is all you need to do, unless you need to reshape the blade.

These have become my favorite sharpener. I carry one everyday too, no dull cutting utensils for this guy.

https://youtu.be/JZpwDm6ltSo

My everyday carry

Work everyday carry

@RevStench Damn that SOG is thin as hell

I also like to carry a benchmade for EDC, a Griptillian with a modified sheepsfoot blade

It's sweet, I think it's called the Boot knife.
I can't remember what my Benchmade is, it's just a 3 1/2 inch folder with that sweet assist Benchmade has. Neither of those are liner locks.

@RevStench Nice, yeh the Adamas that i used overseas is a little heavy but it was an auto... after i got back to the states I had removed the safety lock from it (was a pain in the ass to do btw)

I've worn that SOG out, the lock is really loose and it's on the spin, but I don't hit often like I thought I would. I guess you push on the jimping more than the handle. So I feel safe giving it hell. Haha
Why did you remove the safty?

@RevStench I removed it because it seemed pretty unnecessary because of the stiffness of the deploy mechanism AND because the safety was a part of a piece in the spine of the knife that (when dropped, which I did multiple times) caused the blade edge to be marred (which needed to be sharpened out mutiple times)

Oh ok, I thought damn bro you trying to cut off a finger haha.
Do you use a stone to reshape and sharpen? @lonewolf19d

@RevStench I actually used a cheap portable knife file, kind that has a rough and smooth side. It got the job done, but there was a guy in our platoon who had a nice sharpening system that would get knives SUPER sharp

Oh right on, was his system something like this? https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01C5EWS58/ref=mp_s_a_1_77?ie=UTF8&qid=1514416460&sr=8-77&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=knife+sharpener&dpPl=1&dpID=41DcCufF0TL&ref=plSrch

That one is shit, but I want a nice system for home.

@RevStench Looked very similar

@RevStench Believe it was this one actuallyhttps://www.amazon.com/Lansky-Professional-Sharpening-System-Serrated/dp/B001KN3OKO/ref=pd_sbs_469_3?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B001KN3OKO&pd_rd_r=4HF8SWDFNFQWZHNVTPCV&pd_rd_w=rgRL3&pd_rd_wg=0weCK&psc=1&refRID=4HF8SWDFNFQWZHNVTPCV