Oof, I wouldn't want to meet that person.

*Vegan Crossfit*

You rang?

*Vegan_Keto_Crossfitter14 has logged online*

How many more [current year] memes can one acquire? Uber Driver? (((Krav Maga))) instructor?

https://twitter.com/RottaVictoria/status/1037788760426139648 Hmmmmm

Excuse me, I know you're new here @Wood-Ape - OK/MN so I'll cut you some slack... Being an identitarian vegan keto crossfit spin class instructor is not some "meme". It's a lifestyle. Please show it the respect that it deserves.

I'm sorry, I'm just jealous, being an out of date Atkins, Raw Food, Water-Aerobics, Jazzercise afficionado

I am also a vegan identitarian keto crossfit ironman spin class instructor.. and i also am a *LAWNMOWER MECHANIC*

@Gerald Cunningham my comrade!

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@Wood-Ape - OK/MN we'll bring you up to speed. I won't let these differences tear this organization apart. No more brother wars!

That's right! Rule #2 in full force.

@Deleted User Identitarian Jazzercise when?

Good evening my fellow identitarians I hope you are having a wonderful whitepilled evening

I am. Thank you.

Keto veganism sounds depressing

What is there to even eat?

Olives and avacados. A paltry substitute for meat.

SOY?

Who the hell put the bread emoji for keto

Soy isn't keto, so no

boi

Coconut would work too

bread is my favorite protein

Bread is a mineral. Guy, soak it in water for extra nutrients!

@Deleted User If it isn't Bread it isn't White my friend, I have no apologies, or regrets 🍞 🍞 🍞

replace salt with sand = extra minerals

quick sand if you're on the go

Concrete if you want a strong jawline

cat liter cleans your gut flora

1tbl spoon of bath bubbles helps clean your digestive tract

Anti-freeze is a good sweetener substitute for sugar

I have a glass of anti-freeze every morning and I never have to wear a sweater in winter

siracha helps with dry eyes

@The Eternal Anglo I haven't had much bread in a long while... have I strayed from the light?

I'd say this advice violates rule 5. gonna test to make sure, though.

Substitute bread with moss chunks and your immunity to bacteria increases

@Deleted User Anti-bread = anti-white

@MrDefault just switch aryan waifu in hhhhwheat fields to aryan waifu in cattle pasture

If you dont eat a loaf of bread a day are you a real Identitarian