Message from @Capitán Alatriste

Discord ID: 598227792001499182


2019-07-09 11:20:10 UTC  

for now

#HYPE

2019-07-09 11:26:25 UTC  

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2019-07-09 13:37:28 UTC  

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2019-07-09 14:35:23 UTC  

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

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<:gay:382982146249326612>

I've grabbed a few <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

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2019-07-09 15:47:58 UTC  

not sure I'd like to look at the inside while I'm jacking it

Faggot

2019-07-09 16:28:59 UTC  
2019-07-09 17:27:06 UTC  

r/WOW r/kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 “Wooosh” r/means you didn’t r/get the r/joke, as in the r/sound r/made when the r/joke “woooshes” over your r/head. I r/bet you’re too r/stupid to r/get it, r/IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 r/My r/joke was so r/thoughtfully r/crafted and r/took me a r/total of r/3 r/minutes, you r/SHOULD be r/laughing. 🤬 r/What’s that? My r/joke is r/bad? I r/think that’s r/just r/because you r/failed. I r/outsmartedyou, r/nitwit.🤭 In r/conclusion, I am r/posting r/this to the r/community known as “R/Wooooosh” to r/claim my r/internet r/points in your r/embarrassment 😏. r/Imbecile. The r/Germans refer to this r/action as r/Schadenfreude, which r/means r/harm-joy 😬😲. r/WOW! 🤪 Another r/reference I r/had to r/explain to r/you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to r/cease this r/conversation for I do r/not r/converse with r/simple r/minded r/persons.😏😂

2019-07-09 17:37:57 UTC  

☝ one time ⏲ I was playing 🎮 fortnite home 🏠 alone when suddenly ❗ JOHN WICK 🔫 came barging 👢 🚪 into my room 🛋 and told me 👂 he'd give me 1 million 💲 💲 💲 v bucks 😱 if i got on my knees 👇 and closed my eyes 👁 👃 👁 i got down ⬇ and before ↪ i could even close my eyes 👀 i saw JOHN WICK 😏 reach towards his crotch :😮 to get my v bucks ❕ 😎 he told me to open 📭 my mouth 👄 so he could give 🎁 me a chug jug 👌 so i opened wide 😀 and he mustve givem me a big 😣 jug 😂 tee hee silly john 😂 once he pulled 🔙 it out i felt some droplets 💦 on my face 😬 so i licked 👅 it up and it was super 🤢 salty 🤢 once i asked 🗣 for mu v bucks 💲 💲 💲 he laughed 😆 and called a faggot ❤ and left 🚪 🏃 i was crying 😭 so hard that mom 👧 called me and said look at my dad 👨 in his new fortnite 😃 costume 🕴 i gasped and ran 👟 to my room 🛋 my dad 😱 is john wick! 😱 ❗ ❗ this really is a epic victory royale ❗ ❗

2019-07-09 19:03:40 UTC  

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2019-07-09 20:06:34 UTC  

literally me

There's too many of us <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

2019-07-09 20:31:45 UTC  

"What are you going to do, stab me?"

-Man that got stabbed

2019-07-09 20:58:34 UTC  

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2019-07-09 22:35:45 UTC  

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2019-07-09 23:01:23 UTC  

Didn’t the Jews murder Jesus?

2019-07-09 23:11:48 UTC  

you anti-semetic or something?