Message from @Capitán Alatriste

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Nordhand
2019-07-09 16:28:59 UTC  

https://youtu.be/eg4mcdhIsvU

MountainMan
2019-07-09 17:27:06 UTC  

r/WOW r/kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 “Wooosh” r/means you didn’t r/get the r/joke, as in the r/sound r/made when the r/joke “woooshes” over your r/head. I r/bet you’re too r/stupid to r/get it, r/IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 r/My r/joke was so r/thoughtfully r/crafted and r/took me a r/total of r/3 r/minutes, you r/SHOULD be r/laughing. 🤬 r/What’s that? My r/joke is r/bad? I r/think that’s r/just r/because you r/failed. I r/outsmartedyou, r/nitwit.🤭 In r/conclusion, I am r/posting r/this to the r/community known as “R/Wooooosh” to r/claim my r/internet r/points in your r/embarrassment 😏. r/Imbecile. The r/Germans refer to this r/action as r/Schadenfreude, which r/means r/harm-joy 😬😲. r/WOW! 🤪 Another r/reference I r/had to r/explain to r/you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to r/cease this r/conversation for I do r/not r/converse with r/simple r/minded r/persons.😏😂

Capitán Alatriste
2019-07-09 17:37:57 UTC  

☝ one time ⏲ I was playing 🎮 fortnite home 🏠 alone when suddenly ❗ JOHN WICK 🔫 came barging 👢 🚪 into my room 🛋 and told me 👂 he'd give me 1 million 💲 💲 💲 v bucks 😱 if i got on my knees 👇 and closed my eyes 👁 👃 👁 i got down ⬇ and before ↪ i could even close my eyes 👀 i saw JOHN WICK 😏 reach towards his crotch :😮 to get my v bucks ❕ 😎 he told me to open 📭 my mouth 👄 so he could give 🎁 me a chug jug 👌 so i opened wide 😀 and he mustve givem me a big 😣 jug 😂 tee hee silly john 😂 once he pulled 🔙 it out i felt some droplets 💦 on my face 😬 so i licked 👅 it up and it was super 🤢 salty 🤢 once i asked 🗣 for mu v bucks 💲 💲 💲 he laughed 😆 and called a faggot ❤ and left 🚪 🏃 i was crying 😭 so hard that mom 👧 called me and said look at my dad 👨 in his new fortnite 😃 costume 🕴 i gasped and ran 👟 to my room 🛋 my dad 😱 is john wick! 😱 ❗ ❗ this really is a epic victory royale ❗ ❗

Capitán Alatriste
2019-07-09 19:03:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/598227792001499181/image0-146.png

MountainMan
2019-07-09 20:06:34 UTC  

literally me

Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
2019-07-09 20:30:04 UTC  

There's too many of us <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

Capitán Alatriste
2019-07-09 20:31:45 UTC  

"What are you going to do, stab me?"

-Man that got stabbed

Uksio
2019-07-09 20:58:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/598256708284055572/what_are_you_gonna_do_stab_me.png

Mal
2019-07-09 22:35:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/598281164834209792/66270275_316864572591456_4176840151873355776_n.png

Antiboom
2019-07-09 23:01:23 UTC  

Didn’t the Jews murder Jesus?

roadcrypto
2019-07-09 23:11:48 UTC  

you anti-semetic or something?

GeorgyBoyo
2019-07-09 23:33:23 UTC  

<:shap:497652686603288576>

Tero
2019-07-10 00:33:26 UTC  

`Didn’t the Jews murder Jesus?`
something like that

Tero
2019-07-10 00:33:43 UTC  

this is part of why catholics always disliked the jews i believe

Veritas Prognostician
2019-07-10 00:33:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/598310905779978250/a809371f04f3c86b2706c24de002c8e887b81622.png

Veritas Prognostician
2019-07-10 00:34:09 UTC  

ngl, JE Sawyer is pretty fucking based.

Den Röda Smurfen
2019-07-10 00:36:00 UTC  

HAHAHA

Fitzydog
2019-07-10 00:36:21 UTC  

@Tero Yeah, and why Romans are demonized by Judecucks

Fitzydog
2019-07-10 00:36:33 UTC  

Muh big bad Roman times

Legiondude
2019-07-10 00:37:30 UTC  

Officially the current Catholic church holds that when segments of the New Testament reference "The Jews", they mean the corrupt leadership like the Pharisees not some the random laypeople

Veritas Prognostician
2019-07-10 00:38:15 UTC  

That's always been my interpretation.

Tero
2019-07-10 00:40:38 UTC  

that one in particular is funny, bc i think he initially felt bad for the jews and wanted to help them

Tero
2019-07-10 00:40:55 UTC  

but then had the pleasure of meeting and trying to talk with them and such