We are only allowed to drink Piss from now on

Dihydrogen Monoxide is the true evil in this world.

everyone has to drink polluted, to ensure equality

wheres my morning kraut chat <:angry_2:392809121117765632>

Not your personal English / German exile

I could actually envision a 'water is racist' article being penned

https://sputniknews.com/middleeast/201804251063884207-opcw-chemical-weapons-syria-damascus/

*because* ol' whitey gets to drink pure mountain spring water whilst blacky has to put up with polluted lake water

Yeah we can work on that and leak it to BuzzFeed or The Root

Sputnik 🤔

hahaha

yeah

sputnik

Of course there are no chemical weapons to be found, because they were bombed <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I use yandex browser, and every time you open up a new tab it gives you a variety of news articles to click on

and a lot of them are from sputnik

with the most 'wtf' headlines

like they were straight out of Pravda

Could the US strikes in Syria be controlled opposition to scare North Korea? <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Pravda (Russian: Правда, IPA: [ˈpravdə] ( listen), "Truth") is a Russian broadsheet newspaper, formerly the official newspaper of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, when it was one of the most influential papers in the country with a circulation of 11 million.

TRUTH bruh

get woke

Not just any regular truth

But Russian truth

Putin's TRUTH

Comrade

One of the worst things about this Russian collusion hysteria

Is that it makes any legit criticism of Russian politics or news claims more easy for people both in Russia *and* in the West to dismiss

It's like that episode of Columbo where the rich guy fakes his wife's murder to make Columbo look like an idiot

..so then he can go and actually murder his wife

Meanwhile,

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/04/25/alfie-evans-parents-to-appeal-ruling-that-barred-terminally-ill-british-teen-from-traveling-to-rome.amp.html

UK state reckons it knows best when it comes to who should live or die

oi you got a liosence to critazie da guvnment

Imagine taking your child to a hospital and finding yourself in a court battle with the hospital because the hospital wants to kill the kid

There are no Citizens, only subjects

Imagine the Story

Alfie goes to Rome. Is basically the NHS is SHIT

really makes you thonk

It's not like the hospital is going "we're not doing any surgery because you can't afford it"