Message from @Reaps

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Not your personal English / German exile

2018-04-25 13:03:39 UTC  

I could actually envision a 'water is racist' article being penned

2018-04-25 13:04:07 UTC  

*because* ol' whitey gets to drink pure mountain spring water whilst blacky has to put up with polluted lake water

Yeah we can work on that and leak it to BuzzFeed or The Root

2018-04-25 13:04:15 UTC  

Sputnik πŸ€”

2018-04-25 13:04:20 UTC  

hahaha

2018-04-25 13:04:21 UTC  

yeah

2018-04-25 13:04:23 UTC  

sputnik

2018-04-25 13:05:07 UTC  

Of course there are no chemical weapons to be found, because they were bombed <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-04-25 13:05:44 UTC  

I use yandex browser, and every time you open up a new tab it gives you a variety of news articles to click on

2018-04-25 13:05:49 UTC  

and a lot of them are from sputnik

2018-04-25 13:05:53 UTC  

with the most 'wtf' headlines

2018-04-25 13:06:06 UTC  

like they were straight out of Pravda

2018-04-25 13:06:21 UTC  

Could the US strikes in Syria be controlled opposition to scare North Korea? <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-04-25 13:06:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/438687248213475329/01010101.png

2018-04-25 13:06:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/438687281784553472/100101.png

Pravda (Russian: ΠŸΡ€Π°Π²Π΄Π°, IPA: [ˈpravdΙ™] ( listen), "Truth") is a Russian broadsheet newspaper, formerly the official newspaper of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, when it was one of the most influential papers in the country with a circulation of 11 million.

2018-04-25 13:07:13 UTC  

Not just any regular truth

2018-04-25 13:07:18 UTC  

But Russian truth

Putin's TRUTH

2018-04-25 13:08:05 UTC  

One of the worst things about this Russian collusion hysteria

Is that it makes any legit criticism of Russian politics or news claims more easy for people both in Russia *and* in the West to dismiss

2018-04-25 13:08:40 UTC  

It's like that episode of Columbo where the rich guy fakes his wife's murder to make Columbo look like an idiot

2018-04-25 13:08:53 UTC  

..so then he can go and actually murder his wife

2018-04-25 13:22:43 UTC  

Meanwhile,

2018-04-25 13:22:59 UTC  

UK state reckons it knows best when it comes to who should live or die

2018-04-25 13:23:54 UTC  

oi you got a liosence to critazie da guvnment

2018-04-25 13:25:23 UTC  

Imagine taking your child to a hospital and finding yourself in a court battle with the hospital because the hospital wants to kill the kid

There are no Citizens, only subjects

Imagine the Story

Alfie goes to Rome. Is basically the NHS is SHIT

2018-04-25 13:28:25 UTC  

really makes you thonk

2018-04-25 13:28:36 UTC  

It's not like the hospital is going "we're not doing any surgery because you can't afford it"

2018-04-25 13:28:46 UTC  

It's "we want to turn off his life support"

2018-04-25 13:28:58 UTC  

surreal

Alot of British politics revolves around the NHS

you can trace it back to the NHS. ALOT