https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/26/golden-state-killer-dna-genealogy-websites

lol at this fucking parade at the end https://twitter.com/CNN/status/989678237084278785

literally banging on shit and it sounds like monkeys fighting each other by swinging around squirrels they caught by the tail

sounds like Korea to me <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

budget Japan

We are having a summit folks BELIEVE ME!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-43914208

We might actually do it lads

we might just unite Korea

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/989854486310113282

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/26/world/korea-summit-kang-kyung-wha-amanpour-intl/index.html

Still have a bad feeling about Norks

We need a :thonk: emoji

It won't be easy but this is what we wanted

On the flipside, gonna laugh if it turns out Kim Jong-un's reign of terror and assassinations has actually been him killing off all the people who want to maintain the dictatorship and he's gonna wind up being the 'good guy' in all this

But that's an infintisimally small chance anyway

Could be

I still think the only way North Korea would be willing to 'reunite' with SK... is by SK becoming part of NK

I'd say no

The Koreas still consider eachother 'brother and sister'

it's VERY asian

They literally kidnap each other in the DMZ building

and?

that's not a family thing 🤣

It's like how Rei annoys alot of people but I understand her

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/i-will-tell-the-world-what-kim-jong-un-is-like-escapee-tortured-for-25-days-in-north-korea-lifts-the-lid-on-brutal-regime/ar-AAvSMeS

It'd be nice if it goes somewhere

I just have extreme doubts

We all have our doubts mate

And can't help but feel this is the world's biggest game of catfish

but let's give it a go

we honestly need to try

Yeah

If it turns out to be an elaborate intel-gathering op and stalling for time before something else happens, welp, you heard it here first

En mai, fais ce qu'il te plaît

This is our shot, if shit hits the fan they can't say we didn't try

cus we always do

https://twitter.com/WiredSources/status/989880292163891200

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

fat kim probs will make a deal to have some power in the north

i don't think he is good willing from all this

Should I go into London knock on the door of the American Embassy and say yeah soz it was me and my mates on the internet?