Message from @Jacob

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2018-10-11 23:40:15 UTC  

>eating pork

2018-10-11 23:40:24 UTC  

Shiggy diggy, very haram

2018-10-11 23:40:24 UTC  

Going broke from buying meat isn’t a bad way to go.

2018-10-11 23:41:14 UTC  

Do you ever think about how you’re the first person in the history of the English language to create certain sentences

2018-10-11 23:41:28 UTC  

Such as “shiggy diggy very haram”

2018-10-11 23:43:23 UTC  

well there's about 10^5 english words in common use. So there's a googol (10^100) sentences with 20 words

2018-10-11 23:44:33 UTC  

there's only 7 billion people, and humans have only been around for less than 10 million years

2018-10-11 23:44:55 UTC  

if every person said a new sentence every second since there were humans

2018-10-11 23:45:34 UTC  

we'd only get up to about 10^20 or 10^21 sentences ever said

2018-10-11 23:49:01 UTC  

Fun fact: Humor and entertainment is man’s most open channel of communication. When you’re trying to explain how jews aren’t white, here is a great video to share, straight from the horse’s mouth with a rhyme you won’t forget.
https://youtu.be/7iSrGQ1cwxM

2018-10-11 23:54:21 UTC  

This hurts my ears.

2018-10-11 23:57:56 UTC  
2018-10-11 23:57:58 UTC  

He just moved in.

2018-10-12 00:10:49 UTC  

@DeusVolk uhh like 5 pieces in a day? idk I never counted

2018-10-12 00:11:29 UTC  

well I solved my problem

2018-10-12 00:12:02 UTC  

just found out you can buy bacon "ends and pieces" for like 1/3rd the price of bacon

2018-10-12 00:12:19 UTC  

it's literally the same thing just not chopped up as pretty

2018-10-12 00:15:54 UTC  

Why do you eat so much bacon

2018-10-12 00:21:05 UTC  

Ancient powers imbued into the underside of wild boar.It's the symbolical animal of olde Evropa. Ask BAP

2018-10-12 00:21:15 UTC  

<:teehee:381917632359563264>

2018-10-12 00:22:36 UTC  
2018-10-12 00:23:09 UTC  

also eating just eggs every day gets tiring

2018-10-12 00:24:49 UTC  

Just eat a block of cheese every day

2018-10-12 00:24:55 UTC  

Condensed GOMAD

2018-10-12 00:25:37 UTC  

Lactose should be avoided.

2018-10-12 00:26:27 UTC  

Does the sugar in milk affect your keto?

2018-10-12 00:26:32 UTC  

Huh, I guess it would.

2018-10-12 00:26:34 UTC  

Sad

2018-10-12 00:33:11 UTC  

Only true white people drink milk

2018-10-12 00:43:03 UTC  

Heavy whipping cream, my dudes.

2018-10-12 00:44:00 UTC  

At the symphony rn. So huwhite here

2018-10-12 00:44:15 UTC  

And asian but whatever

2018-10-12 00:46:22 UTC  

@Argument of Perigee This is not huwite

2018-10-12 00:47:50 UTC  

Go to the symphony and drink half and half

2018-10-12 00:48:18 UTC  

Half and half is super gay

2018-10-12 00:48:48 UTC  

Bacon is great though. I ate five pieces this morning with an omelette

2018-10-12 00:48:51 UTC  

Sugar is sugar...

2018-10-12 00:49:06 UTC  
2018-10-12 00:49:16 UTC  

Lmao

2018-10-12 00:51:20 UTC  
2018-10-12 00:51:38 UTC  

Why do RT youtube videos have that "RT is funded by the Russian government *spooky music*" blurb, but a similar one doesn't show BBC as British, or MSNBC as Israeli, etc?