Message from @Werlf
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Or piƱatas
Or salsa.
Or fajitas
Corn or flour tortillas?
or slaves
Flour
Dead kids are no good at slave labor.
you clearly don't know anything
Well, I don't know the necromantic arts, if that's what you mean.
my point exactly
Necromancy has been illegal in the Empire for as long as I can remember.
what empire
lots of those
Have you heard of the High Elves?
no
Or the Fuckin' Baked Elves
AH FUCK
I JUST GOT PLAYED
lol
I'm busy calling back these scammers.
Fairly certain they're all Paki and with enough knowledge of the U.S. phone system to be able to use dead Washington D.C. numbers.
Pretending to be the fucking feds.
lol
To a fed.
You're a fed?
They've started calling me from local numbers lately, really annoying
I work for the federal government.
cool
:3 Semantics are fun.
what part
DoD.
The federal part
Can you get me tax stamps?
nice
No.
Well what use are you then jeez
Making scammers shit their pants.
Pray that you get to see mattis one day
I do, every single day.
I swear the man is the reincarnation of Patton.