I fucking' capped *that* shit

Tots lol

*rude*

dasss rite gay boi

Traps are gay and that’s not ok

No, @Reaps this is the one you capped

The gayest thing I've ever said

Fair enough

no, the traps are gay thing is the most gay

people have said worse

Dead phones are the worst.

What about dead children

Not nearly as bad.

Truth

At least they can be made into funny jokes.

Or piñatas

Or salsa.

Or fajitas

Corn or flour tortillas?

or slaves

Flour

Dead kids are no good at slave labor.

you clearly don't know anything

Well, I don't know the necromantic arts, if that's what you mean.

my point exactly

Necromancy has been illegal in the Empire for as long as I can remember.

what empire

lots of those

Have you heard of the High Elves?

no

Or the Fuckin' Baked Elves

AH FUCK

I JUST GOT PLAYED

lol

I'm busy calling back these scammers.

I love picking up calls from telemarketers

Fairly certain they're all Paki and with enough knowledge of the U.S. phone system to be able to use dead Washington D.C. numbers.

Pretending to be the fucking feds.

lol

To a fed.