Necromancy has been illegal in the Empire for as long as I can remember.

what empire

lots of those

Have you heard of the High Elves?

no

Or the Fuckin' Baked Elves

AH FUCK

I JUST GOT PLAYED

lol

I'm busy calling back these scammers.

I love picking up calls from telemarketers

Fairly certain they're all Paki and with enough knowledge of the U.S. phone system to be able to use dead Washington D.C. numbers.

Pretending to be the fucking feds.

lol

To a fed.

You're a fed?

They've started calling me from local numbers lately, really annoying

I work for the federal government.

cool

:3 Semantics are fun.

what part

DoD.

The federal part

Can you get me tax stamps?

nice

No.

Well what use are you then jeez

Making scammers shit their pants.

Pray that you get to see mattis one day

I do, every single day.

I swear the man is the reincarnation of Patton.

Lucky

No, I pray that I do.

I wish I really did see him every day.

Gimme some fucked up stuff to say.

Uh

Um

Er

If they're smart, they'll have disconnected the phone for good.

That should about cover it

But they're scammers, so instantly right down there with grab-asstic pieces of amphibian filth.