Message from @banestrum
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lots of those
Have you heard of the High Elves?
no
Or the Fuckin' Baked Elves
AH FUCK
I JUST GOT PLAYED
lol
I'm busy calling back these scammers.
I love picking up calls from telemarketers
Fairly certain they're all Paki and with enough knowledge of the U.S. phone system to be able to use dead Washington D.C. numbers.
Pretending to be the fucking feds.
lol
To a fed.
You're a fed?
They've started calling me from local numbers lately, really annoying
I work for the federal government.
cool
:3 Semantics are fun.
what part
DoD.
Can you get me tax stamps?
nice
No.
Well what use are you then jeez
Making scammers shit their pants.
Pray that you get to see mattis one day
I do, every single day.
I swear the man is the reincarnation of Patton.
Lucky
No, I pray that I do.
I wish I really did see him every day.
Gimme some fucked up stuff to say.
Uh
Um
Er
If they're smart, they'll have disconnected the phone for good.
That should about cover it
But they're scammers, so instantly right down there with grab-asstic pieces of amphibian filth.
I was going to tell them to put "the bitch" on the phone. She was the one that tried to threaten me by telling me my name and an address I had about ten years ago.
They claimed it was my current address lol.