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Pelidial on the left

he also had steel plate armour in an era where only Dwarves could make the stuff, and everyone else was basically leather and mesopotamia/greek battle tactics

and he was a holy knight blessed by the divine

Even when they cut his head off, he just kept talking.

Wait a minute.

Yeah they chopped him into eight pieces but he could still talk

He very much seemed to be divine, but was known to kill anyone who compared him to the gods

He's an unstoppable juggernaut from a more advanced society, wielding futuristic weapons AND the blessings of gods?

Holy shit. Pelinal is the Doomslayer.

Basically yeah

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.

and he was known to go on rampages so devastating, that once he made the gods almost leave the world in disgust

Doesn't Bethesda own Doom now?

Or at least publish it?

yes

Then I have an idea.

An idea for some Doom DLC.

whitestrake vs doomslayer

who wins?

nobody

mars is ruined

The fans.

apparently whitestrake would wound the very lands themselves

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Actually my idea was Doomslayer in old Tamriel. I mean they DO refer to the daedra as "demons" in their records from that period.

Entirely possibru

ffff

The humans do, anyway.

now I'm imagining doomslayer up against some puny elves

who're wearing nothing but leather and iron gear

he comes running with a BFG

Holy fuck, the first traps were during the Baroque period. The castrati were male opera singers castrated before their voice broke and trained to adopt female roles.

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I'm now imagining the Doomslayer just punching every questgiver that talks for more than two sentences and blowing up all the books.

And yeah. Traps have been with us for a long ass time.

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

Oh

something else interesting about whitestrake

apparently he was an gay? @Officer Hotpants