Message from @Officer Hotpants

Discord ID: 465650635300405268


2018-07-08 22:44:46 UTC  

He's a mixed bag, same as any other human being you'll ever evaluate. It's a much more favorable mix than Hillary, though. I'd rather a 50/50 chance of reaching in and pulling out either shit or gold than a 50/50 chance of pulling out either shit or green shit.

2018-07-08 22:45:24 UTC  

@King Canuck
A time-traveling cyborg knight president would be awesome.

2018-07-08 22:46:01 UTC  

Time-travelling, horribly racist bezerker warrior cyborg knight president.

2018-07-08 22:46:07 UTC  

What even is that @King Canuck

2018-07-08 22:46:12 UTC  

Elder scrolls character

2018-07-08 22:46:16 UTC  

basically what hotpants and I said

2018-07-08 22:46:20 UTC  

The fuck kind of knight *isn't* a horribly racist berserker?

2018-07-08 22:46:34 UTC  

in the lore, he appeared during a time when the humans were being oppresed by Le Ayelid Elves

2018-07-08 22:46:41 UTC  

and he shows up one day, bathed in thier blood.

2018-07-08 22:46:51 UTC  

He's literally a fantasy take on the Terminator

2018-07-08 22:47:00 UTC  

devs confifm'd

2018-07-08 22:47:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/465650122068590593/unknown.png

2018-07-08 22:47:23 UTC  

Pelidial on the left

2018-07-08 22:47:43 UTC  

he also had steel plate armour in an era where only Dwarves could make the stuff, and everyone else was basically leather and mesopotamia/greek battle tactics

2018-07-08 22:47:50 UTC  

and he was a holy knight blessed by the divine

2018-07-08 22:48:33 UTC  

Even when they cut his head off, he just kept talking.

2018-07-08 22:48:46 UTC  

Wait a minute.

2018-07-08 22:49:02 UTC  

Yeah they chopped him into eight pieces but he could still talk

2018-07-08 22:49:16 UTC  

He very much seemed to be divine, but was known to kill anyone who compared him to the gods

2018-07-08 22:49:22 UTC  

He's an unstoppable juggernaut from a more advanced society, wielding futuristic weapons AND the blessings of gods?

2018-07-08 22:49:29 UTC  

Holy shit. Pelinal is the Doomslayer.

2018-07-08 22:49:40 UTC  

Basically yeah

2018-07-08 22:49:51 UTC  

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.

2018-07-08 22:49:51 UTC  

and he was known to go on rampages so devastating, that once he made the gods almost leave the world in disgust

2018-07-08 22:49:58 UTC  

Doesn't Bethesda own Doom now?

2018-07-08 22:50:22 UTC  

Or at least publish it?

2018-07-08 22:50:34 UTC  

yes

2018-07-08 22:50:41 UTC  

Then I have an idea.

2018-07-08 22:50:54 UTC  

An idea for some Doom DLC.

2018-07-08 22:51:46 UTC  

whitestrake vs doomslayer

2018-07-08 22:51:48 UTC  

who wins?

2018-07-08 22:51:50 UTC  

nobody

2018-07-08 22:51:51 UTC  

mars is ruined

2018-07-08 22:51:54 UTC  

The fans.

2018-07-08 22:51:57 UTC  

apparently whitestrake would wound the very lands themselves

2018-07-08 22:52:34 UTC  

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

2018-07-08 22:53:11 UTC  

Actually my idea was Doomslayer in old Tamriel. I mean they DO refer to the daedra as "demons" in their records from that period.

2018-07-08 22:53:21 UTC  

Entirely possibru

2018-07-08 22:53:24 UTC  

ffff

2018-07-08 22:53:32 UTC  

The humans do, anyway.