Message from @Officer Hotpants
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Wait a minute.
Yeah they chopped him into eight pieces but he could still talk
He very much seemed to be divine, but was known to kill anyone who compared him to the gods
He's an unstoppable juggernaut from a more advanced society, wielding futuristic weapons AND the blessings of gods?
Holy shit. Pelinal is the Doomslayer.
Basically yeah
Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.
and he was known to go on rampages so devastating, that once he made the gods almost leave the world in disgust
Doesn't Bethesda own Doom now?
Or at least publish it?
yes
Then I have an idea.
An idea for some Doom DLC.
whitestrake vs doomslayer
who wins?
nobody
mars is ruined
The fans.
apparently whitestrake would wound the very lands themselves
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Actually my idea was Doomslayer in old Tamriel. I mean they DO refer to the daedra as "demons" in their records from that period.
Entirely possibru
ffff
The humans do, anyway.
now I'm imagining doomslayer up against some puny elves
who're wearing nothing but leather and iron gear
he comes running with a BFG
Holy fuck, the first traps were during the Baroque period. The castrati were male opera singers castrated before their voice broke and trained to adopt female roles.
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I'm now imagining the Doomslayer just punching every questgiver that talks for more than two sentences and blowing up all the books.
And yeah. Traps have been with us for a long ass time.
@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.
Oh
something else interesting about whitestrake
apparently he was an gay? @Officer Hotpants
the slave he trained/loved was a man, but that was in-lore edited out of "song of Pilenial"
Doom set in Tamriel, just grinding planes of oblivion into dust
So.
Doomguy slays the Daedric Prinecs
We have a gay, psychopathic bezerker cyborg from the future with a hateboner for all elves who refuses to fucking die