But i gotta hand it to him

This is Hubris at its finest

and so it begins

David Davis just resigned

why is my level locked just cause i have alt rarted tag?<:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

Yes

We need Pelenial Whitestrake

change my mind

He's a mixed bag, same as any other human being you'll ever evaluate. It's a much more favorable mix than Hillary, though. I'd rather a 50/50 chance of reaching in and pulling out either shit or gold than a 50/50 chance of pulling out either shit or green shit.

@King Canuck
A time-traveling cyborg knight president would be awesome.

Time-travelling, horribly racist bezerker warrior cyborg knight president.

What even is that @King Canuck

Elder scrolls character

basically what hotpants and I said

The fuck kind of knight *isn't* a horribly racist berserker?

in the lore, he appeared during a time when the humans were being oppresed by Le Ayelid Elves

and he shows up one day, bathed in thier blood.

He's literally a fantasy take on the Terminator

devs confifm'd

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/1016029776593805319

Pelidial on the left

he also had steel plate armour in an era where only Dwarves could make the stuff, and everyone else was basically leather and mesopotamia/greek battle tactics

and he was a holy knight blessed by the divine

Even when they cut his head off, he just kept talking.

Wait a minute.

Yeah they chopped him into eight pieces but he could still talk

He very much seemed to be divine, but was known to kill anyone who compared him to the gods

He's an unstoppable juggernaut from a more advanced society, wielding futuristic weapons AND the blessings of gods?

Holy shit. Pelinal is the Doomslayer.

Basically yeah

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.

and he was known to go on rampages so devastating, that once he made the gods almost leave the world in disgust

Doesn't Bethesda own Doom now?

Or at least publish it?

yes

Then I have an idea.

An idea for some Doom DLC.

whitestrake vs doomslayer

who wins?

nobody