Message from @King Canuck

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2018-07-08 22:49:40 UTC  

Basically yeah

2018-07-08 22:49:51 UTC  

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.

2018-07-08 22:49:51 UTC  

and he was known to go on rampages so devastating, that once he made the gods almost leave the world in disgust

2018-07-08 22:49:58 UTC  

Doesn't Bethesda own Doom now?

2018-07-08 22:50:22 UTC  

Or at least publish it?

2018-07-08 22:50:34 UTC  

yes

2018-07-08 22:50:41 UTC  

Then I have an idea.

2018-07-08 22:50:54 UTC  

An idea for some Doom DLC.

2018-07-08 22:51:46 UTC  

whitestrake vs doomslayer

2018-07-08 22:51:48 UTC  

who wins?

2018-07-08 22:51:50 UTC  

nobody

2018-07-08 22:51:51 UTC  

mars is ruined

2018-07-08 22:51:54 UTC  

The fans.

2018-07-08 22:51:57 UTC  

apparently whitestrake would wound the very lands themselves

2018-07-08 22:52:34 UTC  

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

2018-07-08 22:53:11 UTC  

Actually my idea was Doomslayer in old Tamriel. I mean they DO refer to the daedra as "demons" in their records from that period.

2018-07-08 22:53:21 UTC  

Entirely possibru

2018-07-08 22:53:24 UTC  

ffff

2018-07-08 22:53:32 UTC  

The humans do, anyway.

2018-07-08 22:53:32 UTC  

now I'm imagining doomslayer up against some puny elves

2018-07-08 22:53:37 UTC  

who're wearing nothing but leather and iron gear

2018-07-08 22:53:42 UTC  

he comes running with a BFG

2018-07-08 22:54:46 UTC  

Holy fuck, the first traps were during the Baroque period. The castrati were male opera singers castrated before their voice broke and trained to adopt female roles.

2018-07-08 22:55:12 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-07-08 22:55:34 UTC  

I'm now imagining the Doomslayer just punching every questgiver that talks for more than two sentences and blowing up all the books.

2018-07-08 22:55:50 UTC  

And yeah. Traps have been with us for a long ass time.

2018-07-08 23:00:42 UTC  

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

2018-07-08 23:01:56 UTC  

Oh

2018-07-08 23:02:00 UTC  

something else interesting about whitestrake

2018-07-08 23:02:04 UTC  

apparently he was an gay? @Officer Hotpants

2018-07-08 23:02:24 UTC  

the slave he trained/loved was a man, but that was in-lore edited out of "song of Pilenial"

2018-07-08 23:02:31 UTC  

Doom set in Tamriel, just grinding planes of oblivion into dust

2018-07-08 23:02:33 UTC  

So.

2018-07-08 23:02:43 UTC  

Doomguy slays the Daedric Prinecs

2018-07-08 23:02:54 UTC  

We have a gay, psychopathic bezerker cyborg from the future with a hateboner for all elves who refuses to fucking die

2018-07-08 23:03:02 UTC  

lol

2018-07-08 23:03:02 UTC  

who is so violent that the gods themselves get queasey

2018-07-08 23:03:07 UTC  

sargon live

2018-07-08 23:03:17 UTC  

he could be the purifier man needs to fix the mer question

2018-07-08 23:03:22 UTC  

Who's he chattin with