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You see golems of various metals. Golems of various elements.
Well... a giant brain...
Krang is a pedophile golem.
He's made of pedophile.
And 8yo me instinctively knew to keep his distance.
Did he have a backstory?
Yeah. Kid-touching.
I mean, they explained the turles and Splinter.
And Shredder didnt have powers.
He was some kind of other-dimensinoal conqueror.
New april
Who got stuck here.
"April O'Neil"
.
What an african-american name..
Apriladia Oniqua.
Oniqua reminds me of Oneida silverware.
Up in the purple states.
Recently-purpled states.
Is that his given name, though? Or did he adopt it for publicity purposes?
Oh jesus. Now I'm imagining an 8 foot tall black April in Globetrotters shorts.
Wasnf there like... a giant duck... and a KC jones hockeyplayer?
Yeah, April could be the progency od Shaq i guess
Duckman was in Ninja Turtles?
Ace Duck
I mean it's believable.
Huh. I must have missed that episode. He doesn't look familiar.
I had an action figure.
Not sure he was common in the show though
What happened to Action Man? That's what I want to know.
I must admit I was rather a fan of the pistol/grenades/jeans and leather jacket look.
are insurance adverts homo now?
Pfft, what a shame. When he was just a chap with 1 grenade, a pistol and a pair of velcro pants
Is that insurance for in case homos break in through your back door?
It's He-Man.
It was always homo.
That is how you let Dr. X win
I'm not sure that would have been more homo even if it had involved trading oral-sex.