Message from @Strique

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2018-07-09 10:12:12 UTC  

The 2012 turtles show is actually pretty good

2018-07-09 10:12:51 UTC  

Krang. I guess i remembered his name wrong.

2018-07-09 10:13:21 UTC  

You know... one of my krang action-bodies was the reason i found out santa wasnt real. Found it before christmas day.

2018-07-09 10:13:31 UTC  

Lol, that is awesome.

2018-07-09 10:14:08 UTC  

Btw new April o Neil is black

2018-07-09 10:14:17 UTC  

No... way...

2018-07-09 10:14:19 UTC  

Even as a child watching a TV show about a bunch of shit-dwelling half-human turtle ninjas and their geriatric half-human rat grandpa, Krang was the one thing that seemed "wrong" to me.

2018-07-09 10:14:52 UTC  

You see golems of various metals. Golems of various elements.

2018-07-09 10:14:53 UTC  

Well... a giant brain...

2018-07-09 10:15:03 UTC  

Krang is a pedophile golem.

2018-07-09 10:15:07 UTC  

He's made of pedophile.

2018-07-09 10:15:22 UTC  

And 8yo me instinctively knew to keep his distance.

2018-07-09 10:15:29 UTC  

Did he have a backstory?

2018-07-09 10:15:41 UTC  

Yeah. Kid-touching.

2018-07-09 10:15:42 UTC  

I mean, they explained the turles and Splinter.

2018-07-09 10:15:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/465823377324507136/images_10.jpeg

2018-07-09 10:15:51 UTC  

And Shredder didnt have powers.

2018-07-09 10:15:54 UTC  

He was some kind of other-dimensinoal conqueror.

2018-07-09 10:15:55 UTC  

New april

2018-07-09 10:16:07 UTC  

Who got stuck here.

2018-07-09 10:16:10 UTC  

"April O'Neil"

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2018-07-09 10:16:22 UTC  

What an african-american name..

2018-07-09 10:16:41 UTC  

Apriladia Oniqua.

2018-07-09 10:17:01 UTC  

Oniqua reminds me of Oneida silverware.

2018-07-09 10:17:10 UTC  

Up in the purple states.

2018-07-09 10:17:31 UTC  

Recently-purpled states.

2018-07-09 10:17:55 UTC  

Is that his given name, though? Or did he adopt it for publicity purposes?

2018-07-09 10:18:00 UTC  

Oh and John cena is voicing Leo in the new one

2018-07-09 10:18:21 UTC  

Oh jesus. Now I'm imagining an 8 foot tall black April in Globetrotters shorts.

2018-07-09 10:18:39 UTC  

Wasnf there like... a giant duck... and a KC jones hockeyplayer?

2018-07-09 10:19:19 UTC  

Yeah, April could be the progency od Shaq i guess

2018-07-09 10:19:26 UTC  

Duckman was in Ninja Turtles?

2018-07-09 10:19:44 UTC  

Ace Duck

2018-07-09 10:19:48 UTC  

I mean it's believable.

2018-07-09 10:20:27 UTC  

Huh. I must have missed that episode. He doesn't look familiar.

2018-07-09 10:20:56 UTC  

I had an action figure.

2018-07-09 10:21:29 UTC  

Not sure he was common in the show though

2018-07-09 10:21:41 UTC  

What happened to Action Man? That's what I want to know.

2018-07-09 10:22:16 UTC  

I must admit I was rather a fan of the pistol/grenades/jeans and leather jacket look.

2018-07-09 10:22:42 UTC  

are insurance adverts homo now?