Message from @Selma

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2018-10-31 02:55:00 UTC  

@Selma Jesus Christ. What does "Koba." mean? You young people need to bring us old folks along slowly because of our diminished cognitive power.

2018-10-31 02:55:27 UTC  

Koba is a member in IE.

2018-10-31 02:55:41 UTC  

I'm sorry, Mr. Dwayne, I should have offered you more respect but I didn't know you were in that age group. A gentleman by the name of "Koba" accidentally pressed down on a key and was typing for nearly 12 hours. You have at least twice the brain power of most young men, so you must count your lucky stars.

2018-10-31 02:55:42 UTC  

"typing"

2018-10-31 02:55:43 UTC  

He left a coffee cup on his keyboard overnight, which led everyone to believe that he was penning a manifesto.

2018-10-31 02:56:03 UTC  

ahahahaha

2018-10-31 02:56:11 UTC  

It was really kind of funny

2018-10-31 02:56:55 UTC  

Last April Fools, I wrote an announcement in which I stated, among other things, that Koba was going to replace me as the leader of IE.

2018-10-31 02:57:14 UTC  

Koba also correctly guesses political events with stunning accuracy bringing great honor to himself and IE

2018-10-31 02:57:26 UTC  

Well he definitely must have his acceptance speech ready, then.

2018-10-31 02:57:38 UTC  

People were a little too supportive.

2018-10-31 02:57:49 UTC  

lol

2018-10-31 02:58:08 UTC  

Listen up brothers and sisters. I am extremely computer savvy. Even at the age of 63!! I would never pull a Koba. I have been to jail on here though.

2018-10-31 02:58:24 UTC  

@Nemets they’re up in arms over “racism” because the establishment of DSA is trying to destroy the black- lead tankie caucus with accusations of sexual assault

2018-10-31 02:58:27 UTC  

@OMGDwayne has done time.

2018-10-31 02:58:29 UTC  

Why Dwayne, you're a young man! You're younger than my mother.

2018-10-31 02:58:32 UTC  

(In IE jail.)

2018-10-31 02:59:05 UTC  

And you have such manners for an ex-ethnocon.

2018-10-31 03:00:15 UTC  

Bummed I cab't be at Fireside tomorrow to hear the major, exciting announcement 😦

2018-10-31 03:00:36 UTC  

are we going to Disney?

2018-10-31 03:00:46 UTC  

Sorry to spoil the announcement for you, Nota, but every member is getting a free IE gf.

2018-10-31 03:01:05 UTC  

Just look under your seats! You get a trad gf, YOU get a trad gf, you do too!

2018-10-31 03:01:23 UTC  

I'd need an EI bf. Do they have those?

2018-10-31 03:01:33 UTC  

Yes but they cost a lot of ethnopoints.

2018-10-31 03:01:43 UTC  

Will I meet you there? @Reinhard Wolff

2018-10-31 03:01:48 UTC  

I'll be there

2018-10-31 03:02:48 UTC  

@Reinhard Wolff EI matchmaker service when

2018-10-31 03:02:50 UTC  

@Nemets eh, less tankie more just full communism. Guy who leads it is also in leadership, functions well as a token

2018-10-31 03:03:02 UTC  

What's EI?

2018-10-31 03:03:17 UTC  

Oh, IE.

2018-10-31 03:03:19 UTC  

@Nota Bene - NY why are you inverting the acronym? Is this a trendy European thing?

2018-10-31 03:03:26 UTC  

I think that stuff's best done at the local level.

2018-10-31 03:03:31 UTC  

It's neato

2018-10-31 03:03:36 UTC  

IE

2018-10-31 03:03:48 UTC  

Buying BF

- Said no one in Runescape ever

2018-10-31 03:04:04 UTC  

If the gender ratio were more equal a matchmaking service would come in handy, but I'm not sure it would now...although perhaps I'm wrong.

2018-10-31 03:04:08 UTC  

@Selma Ha ha. I get old people discounts wherever I go. The other day, delicate, young flower of a woman asked me if I was over 55. She was stunned to to know that I was 63. About 8 years ago I was proposed marriage by an extremely young Bulgarian woman. I told her I was already married to an extremely touchy and bad tempered person of Bulgarian ancestry. The young woman said, "I will be better then her in the bed." I considered this a pretty high complement even though I knew it was a scam. She was much too beautiful for me

2018-10-31 03:04:48 UTC  

Dangerous Slav women lol. When I was 19 I dated a 25 year old Russian woman. Wild times haha.

2018-10-31 03:04:53 UTC  

I like the ratio we have...

2018-10-31 03:05:14 UTC  

@OMGDwayne - Thank goodness you dodged a bullet there! She was most definitely a succubus - or some kind of shrieking harpy. But you must look good for your age, I've heard that taking the red pill makes you age slower than blue pilled people in comparison.

2018-10-31 03:05:23 UTC  

They are cute. Forsooth! @Sam Anderson