Message from @Alphonsus
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I mean, am I wrong though??
Yeah I'll check my form today
It isn't deviant, it's just foreplay and stuff to do during marital relations to further the eroticism of the experience
Drinking blood a little weird idk
it's good to mix up your push-ups forms: regular, wide, and diamonds
and then upsidedown, sideways, and pelvic thrust
idk, I think blood-play is OK.
I like to use an app called Push-Ups by Runtastic. it's like two bucks but it keeps me honest and a good goal.
What muscles groups do the different forms target again?
I think wide does more chest iirc
Yep. Diamond is more tricep, Wide is more chest and delts, and regular is a happy medium.
Enough fitness talk. We need to talk more about blood-play. I can't believe I've only come to this conclusion.
good news
i plugged my keyboard back in today and it worked
truly this is a victory over the jews who broke my keyboard by making me throw water on it
@AlGoreRhythm go wide and point fingers outwards for peak chest gains
Hits lower pec so you can do the titty bounce
I'll try that, normally do vertical bench press for chest but today's my calisthenics day
Yeah I got a hernia a while ago so I’ve had to switch to almost only calisthenics
ahh
i swear to god
If you talk about blood I swear
Find a nice fit white girl, get into a relationship with her, ask her for physical fitness advice,
stop
And then disregard what she says cause shes a broad and see if consuming the blood of the fit gives you fitness as well.
Literally satan
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I finna bench press my future wife
Anyone who can’t bench press their woman either has a gf who is too fat or is too weak
If she's too heavy for you, I have a temporary solution.
No
lmao
Ok so you know how people weigh more when they're full of blood right?
No
Could you explain
Ok, so all the blood in the body weighs something, since it's a liquid, you know.
Wait
Yes?
If it weighs something why doesn’t it all go down to our feet
Because the power of pumping.