Message from @Alphonsus
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Yeah I got a hernia a while ago so I’ve had to switch to almost only calisthenics
ahh
Here's a better idea that could also have possible scientific results;
i swear to god
If you talk about blood I swear
Find a nice fit white girl, get into a relationship with her, ask her for physical fitness advice,
stop
And then disregard what she says cause shes a broad and see if consuming the blood of the fit gives you fitness as well.
Literally satan
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I finna bench press my future wife
Anyone who can’t bench press their woman either has a gf who is too fat or is too weak
If she's too heavy for you, I have a temporary solution.
No
lmao
Ok so you know how people weigh more when they're full of blood right?
No
Could you explain
Ok, so all the blood in the body weighs something, since it's a liquid, you know.
Wait
If it weighs something why doesn’t it all go down to our feet
Because the power of pumping.
It pumps and sucks it all around.
Sounds a little hokey to me
And when you penetrate the skin, you too can be a heart, and suck it too..
I think blood is the massless juice of divinity
No no no.
Change my mind
It probably won't be as effective for weight lifting though.
Because I've weighed quarts of blood,
it's roughly 470 g
I mean, it has a recognizable density
The density can change however given other foreign elements in the blood stream.
But blood normally has a density consistency of about 1.04 g/cc
Real niggas astral project to a spirit love hotel with their wife
Nah that's just weird.
Because of how much free time I have at my job I learn fun facts
I didn't mean to kill the chat. I just wanted to talk about a newfound interest of mine.
what
How long do you guys think it'll take before incels start converting to Salafi Islam?