Committing felony fraud to own the wypipo

Is there seriously anything more intimate than licking freshly cut skin? Skin that was cut just for you, leaving a scar that will always be a memory of that uniquely intimate moment? Taking in the life juice of your special girl so that she becomes part of you?

Participating in that mix of pleasure and pain.

Big guy

It’s is sad that I had to wonder if you were serious

Come on now

@AlGoreRhythm your pushups may be too narrow

I mean, am I wrong though??

Yeah I'll check my form today

It isn't deviant, it's just foreplay and stuff to do during marital relations to further the eroticism of the experience

Drinking blood a little weird idk

it's good to mix up your push-ups forms: regular, wide, and diamonds

and then upsidedown, sideways, and pelvic thrust

idk, I think blood-play is OK.

I like to use an app called Push-Ups by Runtastic. it's like two bucks but it keeps me honest and a good goal.

What muscles groups do the different forms target again?

I think wide does more chest iirc

Yep. Diamond is more tricep, Wide is more chest and delts, and regular is a happy medium.

Enough fitness talk. We need to talk more about blood-play. I can't believe I've only come to this conclusion.

good news

i plugged my keyboard back in today and it worked

truly this is a victory over the jews who broke my keyboard by making me throw water on it

@AlGoreRhythm go wide and point fingers outwards for peak chest gains

Hits lower pec so you can do the titty bounce

I'll try that, normally do vertical bench press for chest but today's my calisthenics day

Yeah I got a hernia a while ago so I’ve had to switch to almost only calisthenics

ahh

Here's a better idea that could also have possible scientific results;

i swear to god

If you talk about blood I swear

Find a nice fit white girl, get into a relationship with her, ask her for physical fitness advice,

stop

And then disregard what she says cause shes a broad and see if consuming the blood of the fit gives you fitness as well.

Literally satan

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I finna bench press my future wife

Anyone who can’t bench press their woman either has a gf who is too fat or is too weak

If she's too heavy for you, I have a temporary solution.

No

lmao

Ok so you know how people weigh more when they're full of blood right?