Message from @Alphonsus
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Yep. Diamond is more tricep, Wide is more chest and delts, and regular is a happy medium.
Enough fitness talk. We need to talk more about blood-play. I can't believe I've only come to this conclusion.
good news
i plugged my keyboard back in today and it worked
truly this is a victory over the jews who broke my keyboard by making me throw water on it
@AlGoreRhythm go wide and point fingers outwards for peak chest gains
Hits lower pec so you can do the titty bounce
I'll try that, normally do vertical bench press for chest but today's my calisthenics day
Yeah I got a hernia a while ago so I’ve had to switch to almost only calisthenics
ahh
Here's a better idea that could also have possible scientific results;
i swear to god
If you talk about blood I swear
Find a nice fit white girl, get into a relationship with her, ask her for physical fitness advice,
stop
And then disregard what she says cause shes a broad and see if consuming the blood of the fit gives you fitness as well.
Literally satan
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I finna bench press my future wife
Anyone who can’t bench press their woman either has a gf who is too fat or is too weak
No
lmao
Ok so you know how people weigh more when they're full of blood right?
No
Could you explain
Ok, so all the blood in the body weighs something, since it's a liquid, you know.
Wait
Yes?
If it weighs something why doesn’t it all go down to our feet
Because the power of pumping.
It pumps and sucks it all around.
Sounds a little hokey to me
And when you penetrate the skin, you too can be a heart, and suck it too..
I think blood is the massless juice of divinity
No no no.
Change my mind
It probably won't be as effective for weight lifting though.
Because I've weighed quarts of blood,
it's roughly 470 g
I mean, it has a recognizable density