truly this is a victory over the jews who broke my keyboard by making me throw water on it

@AlGoreRhythm go wide and point fingers outwards for peak chest gains

Hits lower pec so you can do the titty bounce

I'll try that, normally do vertical bench press for chest but today's my calisthenics day

Yeah I got a hernia a while ago so I’ve had to switch to almost only calisthenics

ahh

Here's a better idea that could also have possible scientific results;

i swear to god

If you talk about blood I swear

Find a nice fit white girl, get into a relationship with her, ask her for physical fitness advice,

stop

And then disregard what she says cause shes a broad and see if consuming the blood of the fit gives you fitness as well.

Literally satan

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I finna bench press my future wife

Anyone who can’t bench press their woman either has a gf who is too fat or is too weak

If she's too heavy for you, I have a temporary solution.

No

lmao

Ok so you know how people weigh more when they're full of blood right?

No

Could you explain

Ok, so all the blood in the body weighs something, since it's a liquid, you know.

Wait

Yes?

If it weighs something why doesn’t it all go down to our feet

Because the power of pumping.

It pumps and sucks it all around.

Sounds a little hokey to me

And when you penetrate the skin, you too can be a heart, and suck it too..

I think blood is the massless juice of divinity

No no no.

Change my mind

It probably won't be as effective for weight lifting though.

Because I've weighed quarts of blood,

it's roughly 470 g

I mean, it has a recognizable density

The density can change however given other foreign elements in the blood stream.

But blood normally has a density consistency of about 1.04 g/cc

Real niggas astral project to a spirit love hotel with their wife

Nah that's just weird.