Message from @Alphonsus

Discord ID: 449616094261673993


2018-05-25 16:50:12 UTC  

No

2018-05-25 16:50:16 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-25 16:50:24 UTC  

Ok so you know how people weigh more when they're full of blood right?

2018-05-25 16:50:32 UTC  

No

2018-05-25 16:50:36 UTC  

Could you explain

2018-05-25 16:51:00 UTC  

Ok, so all the blood in the body weighs something, since it's a liquid, you know.

2018-05-25 16:51:05 UTC  

Wait

2018-05-25 16:51:09 UTC  

Yes?

2018-05-25 16:51:15 UTC  

If it weighs something why doesn’t it all go down to our feet

2018-05-25 16:51:29 UTC  

Because the power of pumping.

2018-05-25 16:51:35 UTC  

It pumps and sucks it all around.

2018-05-25 16:51:43 UTC  

Sounds a little hokey to me

2018-05-25 16:51:50 UTC  

And when you penetrate the skin, you too can be a heart, and suck it too..

2018-05-25 16:51:53 UTC  

I think blood is the massless juice of divinity

2018-05-25 16:52:02 UTC  

No no no.

2018-05-25 16:52:08 UTC  

Change my mind

2018-05-25 16:52:19 UTC  

It probably won't be as effective for weight lifting though.

2018-05-25 16:52:47 UTC  

Because I've weighed quarts of blood,

2018-05-25 16:52:52 UTC  

it's roughly 470 g

2018-05-25 16:53:22 UTC  

I mean, it has a recognizable density

2018-05-25 16:53:50 UTC  

The density can change however given other foreign elements in the blood stream.

2018-05-25 16:54:06 UTC  

But blood normally has a density consistency of about 1.04 g/cc

2018-05-25 16:54:56 UTC  

Real niggas astral project to a spirit love hotel with their wife

2018-05-25 16:55:12 UTC  

Nah that's just weird.

2018-05-25 16:55:40 UTC  

Because of how much free time I have at my job I learn fun facts

2018-05-25 16:58:08 UTC  

I didn't mean to kill the chat. I just wanted to talk about a newfound interest of mine.

2018-05-25 16:58:49 UTC  

what

2018-05-25 16:59:55 UTC  

How long do you guys think it'll take before incels start converting to Salafi Islam?

2018-05-25 17:00:35 UTC  

I hope they all just exile themselves

2018-05-25 17:00:39 UTC  

their forum is bizarre

2018-05-25 17:00:56 UTC  

Incels are a byproduct of hookup culture

2018-05-25 17:01:30 UTC  

They want to engage in cheap meaningless sex but because they are too ugly they can't obtain it, leaving them bitter

2018-05-25 17:02:29 UTC  

Imo their mentality is just as bad as promiscuous women because they have no intention of starting a family, they just want sex for pleasures sake

2018-05-25 17:02:59 UTC  

I only respect volcels, mothers and fathers.

2018-05-25 17:03:12 UTC  

There's a good man.

2018-05-25 17:03:44 UTC  

See these incels need to get off tinder and go do something meaningful

2018-05-25 17:05:22 UTC  

They have a poor work ethic

2018-05-25 17:12:17 UTC  

Hipsters need to be deported

2018-05-25 17:12:44 UTC  

Does anyone have a solution to the "Homeless question"?