Message from @Adam M
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@druiz my gf at the time lol she was a butt her face but nice body
buy a nebulizer
life changing
asthma makes people think youre a stoner
we fugged the first time in her pool @druiz
OH THE NEBULIZER
I LOVED THAT SHIT
hit me with that vapor
"Ninguna chica es fea por donde mea" --- No girl is ugly from where she pees.
breathing potion *glugglug*
Spanish sayings are glorious, I tell you.
also fugged her in the butt later that week too
"Donde hay césped hay alegría pero todos hemos jugado en campos pelados" --- Where there's grass, there's happiness, but we've all played in barren fields.
That one is a bit of a pedo joke, still funny.
One good thing about pedos, they never speed through school zones.
@SyzygySolo that can't be kosher its not free air
oy vey
its tha drip
Jews always marry the asthmatic girl, gotta keep the breathalyzer business alive somehow!
Nice name btw
inhalers dumb expensive
even w insurance
so wait why are you asking him to explain fucking a 13 year old?
Now you made it look weird you perv
I lost my virginity at 23 because, before, I didn't want to be a pedo. When I was like 19, the daughter of some friends of my parents wanted me to bang her... but she was like 14, maybe younger.
Yikes
She somehow liked me and made a bunch of advances, all the while while saying she had never done it before and blablabla.
I hate the term incel, but that's what I am
I'm 18 and never been on a date
Never been to a school dance
Rip
@Adam M well we when are nightly sneak out to grab snacks from a gas station in walking distance that was open late
My parents and hers were rather close during like 7-9 months so we spent time together and, for real, I had to stop her.
@Adam M when on a local trail.... by are homes
we were just dicking around like hips check each other and trying to wedgie each other
Worst/Best one? We were in Madrid, both families had traveled 300 miles to visit stuff around the capital including the HOTTER-THAN-FREAKING-HELL Warner Bros theme park. One night, our parents went out on their own, our rooms were right next to each other... and she knocked on my door.
@Adam M grab ass when to kissing when to us going in the pool skinny dipping
@Adam M then bang bang bang
I used the freaking camera and was like "Eva, no, I know what you want and I don't want to end up in jail". I was sweating blood, never in my life I've acted so much against what I actually wanted to do.