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i live in flahrida so asthma + everglades wildfires was fun @emmy
why do people with asthma always have asthma AND hecka anxiety
asthma is cool
@druiz my gf at the time lol she was a butt her face but nice body
buy a nebulizer
life changing
asthma makes people think youre a stoner
we fugged the first time in her pool @druiz
OH THE NEBULIZER
I LOVED THAT SHIT
hit me with that vapor
"Ninguna chica es fea por donde mea" --- No girl is ugly from where she pees.
breathing potion *glugglug*
Spanish sayings are glorious, I tell you.
also fugged her in the butt later that week too
"Donde hay césped hay alegría pero todos hemos jugado en campos pelados" --- Where there's grass, there's happiness, but we've all played in barren fields.
That one is a bit of a pedo joke, still funny.
One good thing about pedos, they never speed through school zones.
oy vey
its tha drip
Jews always marry the asthmatic girl, gotta keep the breathalyzer business alive somehow!
@Deleted User go in detail about bangin' for the first time
Nice name btw
inhalers dumb expensive
even w insurance
so wait why are you asking him to explain fucking a 13 year old?
Now you made it look weird you perv
I lost my virginity at 23 because, before, I didn't want to be a pedo. When I was like 19, the daughter of some friends of my parents wanted me to bang her... but she was like 14, maybe younger.
Yikes
She somehow liked me and made a bunch of advances, all the while while saying she had never done it before and blablabla.
I hate the term incel, but that's what I am
I'm 18 and never been on a date
Never been to a school dance
Rip
@Adam M well we when are nightly sneak out to grab snacks from a gas station in walking distance that was open late
My parents and hers were rather close during like 7-9 months so we spent time together and, for real, I had to stop her.
@Adam M when on a local trail.... by are homes
we were just dicking around like hips check each other and trying to wedgie each other