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@SyzygySolo that can't be kosher its not free air
oy vey
its tha drip
Jews always marry the asthmatic girl, gotta keep the breathalyzer business alive somehow!
@Deleted User go in detail about bangin' for the first time
Nice name btw
inhalers dumb expensive
even w insurance
so wait why are you asking him to explain fucking a 13 year old?
Now you made it look weird you perv
I lost my virginity at 23 because, before, I didn't want to be a pedo. When I was like 19, the daughter of some friends of my parents wanted me to bang her... but she was like 14, maybe younger.
Yikes
She somehow liked me and made a bunch of advances, all the while while saying she had never done it before and blablabla.
I hate the term incel, but that's what I am
I'm 18 and never been on a date
Never been to a school dance
Rip
@Adam M well we when are nightly sneak out to grab snacks from a gas station in walking distance that was open late
My parents and hers were rather close during like 7-9 months so we spent time together and, for real, I had to stop her.
@Adam M when on a local trail.... by are homes
Worst/Best one? We were in Madrid, both families had traveled 300 miles to visit stuff around the capital including the HOTTER-THAN-FREAKING-HELL Warner Bros theme park. One night, our parents went out on their own, our rooms were right next to each other... and she knocked on my door.
@Adam M grab ass when to kissing when to us going in the pool skinny dipping
@Adam M then bang bang bang
I used the freaking camera and was like "Eva, no, I know what you want and I don't want to end up in jail". I was sweating blood, never in my life I've acted so much against what I actually wanted to do.
@Deleted User we talking about the beast with 2 humps
@Deleted User - I'm just telling a story of when I was 19.
sexy sex top off @Deleted User
Lol
I had SEVERAL big chances to score but, y'know, not being a pedo was stronger.
^ theme music
Should've I done Eva? Probably, she was very cute and nice and she was the one looking for me.
Sanity won in the end.
@Deleted User are you a virgin thomas?
i think spain its 16
@Adam M - We lost contact way before that. Also, I haven't told the final chapter.
*intrigued*
most of Europe its 16
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most of the US is 16