and booze

lmao

Weed is good. It comes from duh erf.

lol we were bad kids

weed at 11 is the name of my band

Who gave you pussy at 13? Past me needs the info for a project.

i have asthma so smoak weede = choke nd die

I smoked at 13.

i live in flahrida so asthma + everglades wildfires was fun @emmy

@emmy - Now I wish I had asthma, damnit.

why do people with asthma always have asthma AND hecka anxiety

asthma is cool

@druiz my gf at the time lol she was a butt her face but nice body

buy a nebulizer

life changing

asthma makes people think youre a stoner

we fugged the first time in her pool @druiz

OH THE NEBULIZER

I LOVED THAT SHIT

hit me with that vapor

"Ninguna chica es fea por donde mea" --- No girl is ugly from where she pees.

breathing potion *glugglug*

Spanish sayings are glorious, I tell you.

also fugged her in the butt later that week too

"Donde hay césped hay alegría pero todos hemos jugado en campos pelados" --- Where there's grass, there's happiness, but we've all played in barren fields.

That one is a bit of a pedo joke, still funny.

One good thing about pedos, they never speed through school zones.

@SyzygySolo that can't be kosher its not free air

oy vey

its tha drip

Jews always marry the asthmatic girl, gotta keep the breathalyzer business alive somehow!

@Deleted User go in detail about bangin' for the first time

Nice name btw

inhalers dumb expensive

even w insurance

so wait why are you asking him to explain fucking a 13 year old?

Now you made it look weird you perv

I lost my virginity at 23 because, before, I didn't want to be a pedo. When I was like 19, the daughter of some friends of my parents wanted me to bang her... but she was like 14, maybe younger.

Yikes

She somehow liked me and made a bunch of advances, all the while while saying she had never done it before and blablabla.