breathing potion *glugglug*

Spanish sayings are glorious, I tell you.

also fugged her in the butt later that week too

"Donde hay césped hay alegría pero todos hemos jugado en campos pelados" --- Where there's grass, there's happiness, but we've all played in barren fields.

That one is a bit of a pedo joke, still funny.

One good thing about pedos, they never speed through school zones.

@SyzygySolo that can't be kosher its not free air

oy vey

its tha drip

Jews always marry the asthmatic girl, gotta keep the breathalyzer business alive somehow!

@Deleted User go in detail about bangin' for the first time

Nice name btw

inhalers dumb expensive

even w insurance

so wait why are you asking him to explain fucking a 13 year old?

Now you made it look weird you perv

I lost my virginity at 23 because, before, I didn't want to be a pedo. When I was like 19, the daughter of some friends of my parents wanted me to bang her... but she was like 14, maybe younger.

Yikes

She somehow liked me and made a bunch of advances, all the while while saying she had never done it before and blablabla.

I hate the term incel, but that's what I am

I'm 18 and never been on a date

Never been to a school dance

Rip

@Adam M well we when are nightly sneak out to grab snacks from a gas station in walking distance that was open late

My parents and hers were rather close during like 7-9 months so we spent time together and, for real, I had to stop her.

@Adam M when on a local trail.... by are homes

we were just dicking around like hips check each other and trying to wedgie each other

Worst/Best one? We were in Madrid, both families had traveled 300 miles to visit stuff around the capital including the HOTTER-THAN-FREAKING-HELL Warner Bros theme park. One night, our parents went out on their own, our rooms were right next to each other... and she knocked on my door.

@Adam M grab ass when to kissing when to us going in the pool skinny dipping

@Adam M then bang bang bang

I used the freaking camera and was like "Eva, no, I know what you want and I don't want to end up in jail". I was sweating blood, never in my life I've acted so much against what I actually wanted to do.

@Deleted User we talking about the beast with 2 humps

@Deleted User - I'm just telling a story of when I was 19.

sexy sex top off @Deleted User

Lol

I had SEVERAL big chances to score but, y'know, not being a pedo was stronger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEbjjazwREo

^ theme music

Should've I done Eva? Probably, she was very cute and nice and she was the one looking for me.
Sanity won in the end.

@Deleted User are you a virgin thomas?