Message from @ebowden

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2019-05-10 19:39:28 UTC  

Yeah I’m reading at least 5 hours a day right now.

2019-05-10 19:40:44 UTC  

Are you sure you're good at the whole reading thing?

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2019-05-10 19:40:47 UTC  

I want to study something that will allow me to refine my skills and knowledge prior to law school, but those degrees don’t generally have a wide enough job market if I fail at law school.

2019-05-10 19:41:28 UTC  

I was asking if you’d studied anything afterwards.

2019-05-10 19:41:55 UTC  

Because when you say you quit, that usually means you switched to something else.

2019-05-10 19:42:12 UTC  

No, I quit. Why would I waste any more of my time?

2019-05-10 19:42:29 UTC  

You didn’t switch to a different major?

2019-05-10 19:43:03 UTC  

Also, a whole lot of good-paying jobs don't really ask you to have good studies.

2019-05-10 19:43:44 UTC  

Being overqualified is a big thing, companies know that highly-qualified morons want big salaries.

2019-05-10 19:44:21 UTC  

I want a fair salary that matches the work I do.

2019-05-10 19:44:56 UTC  

Law school is hard, if I fail, then an English major won’t get me far.

2019-05-10 19:46:16 UTC  

I’ll probably try business as a minor and computer science as a major.

2019-05-10 19:46:43 UTC  

Those open up some good options

2019-05-11 02:55:17 UTC  

Do a trade

2019-05-11 02:55:31 UTC  

Like electrician or plumber

2019-05-11 02:55:46 UTC  

Welder, mechanic

2019-05-11 02:56:15 UTC  

They're pretty easy and you can earn good money

2019-05-11 03:43:53 UTC  

☝️ True! As long as you are not lazy. If you're hard working you will have VIRTUALLY NO COMPETITION WITH YOUR PEERS 🤦

2019-05-11 19:43:20 UTC  

@ebowden - C'mon, fag, tell a funny one.

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2019-05-11 20:24:35 UTC  

lol

2019-05-11 20:24:54 UTC  

This image is perfectly accurate.

2019-05-11 20:28:22 UTC  

@druiz Gay people are awfully discriminated against. When a straight guy talks about how he wished he got with a hot teacher in high school it's all cool, but when I talk about how I wish the hot high school priest abused his priestly trust with me suddenly it's weird. Terrible!

2019-05-12 12:21:48 UTC  

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2019-05-12 15:27:57 UTC  

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2019-05-12 15:28:10 UTC  

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2019-05-12 15:28:33 UTC  

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2019-05-12 15:29:37 UTC  

@Deleted User I found a way to solve our problems witn blacks

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2019-05-13 12:55:20 UTC  

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2019-05-15 13:04:03 UTC  

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2019-05-15 15:56:45 UTC  

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2019-05-18 05:17:15 UTC  

There's this one TV show in Spain about a secret service that "solves" problems whenever a timeline might get distorted and it leaves some great imagery.

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2019-05-18 05:20:03 UTC  

lol

2019-05-18 05:23:53 UTC  

The episodes tend to work like this:
· Timeline is about to get distorted OR rival secret service is actually trying to fuck up history
· They go to the place/time
· Shit goes down
· They go back to modern times, sometimes bringing back "clones" of famous people

2019-05-18 05:25:41 UTC  

The protagonists are 16th century Flanders soldier, 19th century scholar girl and 21st century paramedic.

2019-05-18 05:48:44 UTC  

Some of the shit where they've intervened:
· 1588, writer Lope de Veza is about to board the wrong ship.
· Himmler is about to find a time-traveling portal.
· A hack fraud businessman has somehow travelled back to 1520 to escape from the people he scammed.
· El Quijote might not ever be published after a deal with the publisher goes bad.
· The war of 1808 (🇪🇸 vs 🇫🇷) has had 2 episodes: one about an eventual guerrilla captain and one about the greatgrandfather of the 1st post-Franco president Adolfo Suárez.
· Velázquez, who is now in the future, notices that a painting that had burned in 1734 is being auctioned for an insane amount of money.
· Felipe II gets mad after the Spanish Armada is defeated by the Brits and tries to change A LOT of history.
· The Soviet Union actually captures Hitchcock when he visits the 1958 San Sebastián International Film Festival.
· META STUFF - In 1966, some cheesy TV show follows the structure of the secret time-travelling service. I've never seen a TV show with a meta self-parodying episode as its season finale.

2019-05-18 05:49:11 UTC  

I once read that other countries were considering recreating the show for their own audiences.

2019-05-18 05:49:34 UTC  

Italy, France and the UK could probably have some amazing versions if they tried.

2019-05-18 16:44:33 UTC  

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