Message from @Whiskey-Vargas

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2017-12-19 02:04:01 UTC  

DeAndre Harris

2017-12-19 02:04:17 UTC  

Why a nsfw channel?

2017-12-19 02:04:18 UTC  

I was literally a foot or somaway

2017-12-19 02:04:26 UTC  

You're asking for it not quarantining the Gen X / Boomers tho. Get ready for my theories on who killed Kurt Cobain.

2017-12-19 02:05:02 UTC  

@Deleted User wow, no shit. Hope you didn't get beat up. I was watching the Duerst the Worst livestream and seemed pretty nasty

2017-12-19 02:05:18 UTC  

I spent ten years working for a heartless multinational corporation while volunteering for a scojus group in the most pozzed city in this country. Let me tell ya. The robber baron and the moral busybody agree on something very important. You are a replaceable cog in the machine they both operate. To be used up and replaced as frequently as possible.

2017-12-19 02:05:51 UTC  

But first, fruitcake with Alton Brown.

2017-12-19 02:06:34 UTC  

2017-12-19 02:07:14 UTC  

Fruit cake?

2017-12-19 02:07:23 UTC  

I made his red velvet cake this morning

2017-12-19 02:07:33 UTC  

Don't knock it until shove it's delicousness down your throat Vargas

2017-12-19 02:07:55 UTC  

Back in thirty. Gotta call my wife.

2017-12-19 02:08:02 UTC  

and talk to my wife's son

2017-12-19 02:08:13 UTC  

2017-12-19 02:08:21 UTC  

That's depressing

2017-12-19 02:08:25 UTC  

That I made in her womb with my epic level virility.

2017-12-19 02:08:30 UTC  

Don't forget to offer him fruit cake.

2017-12-19 02:08:41 UTC  

Finally another father

2017-12-19 02:08:52 UTC  

#DadNationalism

2017-12-19 02:09:13 UTC  

Just shot him right up in that uterus. No ovum involved. So I guess technically he's not her son. Since it's 100% my DNA

2017-12-19 02:09:35 UTC  

That's not how it works.

2017-12-19 02:09:55 UTC  

It is when you do it right 😛

2017-12-19 02:10:41 UTC  

+60 virility due to fruit cake

2017-12-19 02:10:50 UTC  

#ChadDadRight

2017-12-19 02:10:50 UTC  

Ya damn right.

2017-12-19 02:11:16 UTC  

back in 30 my dudes

2017-12-19 02:11:16 UTC  

A Dad is a Chad who follows through

2017-12-19 02:12:00 UTC  

Red velvet cake is delicious though.

2017-12-19 02:12:26 UTC  

It was yeah

2017-12-19 02:12:53 UTC  

I don't use mayo to make icing though because I am a human being.

2017-12-19 02:13:46 UTC  

who
the
fuck
uses
mayo

2017-12-19 02:13:54 UTC  

Wypepo

2017-12-19 02:14:08 UTC  

everyone who loves delicious, well constructed sandwiches

2017-12-19 02:14:13 UTC  

red velvet uses a cream cheese frosting

2017-12-19 02:14:16 UTC  

You would be surprised what is in what you eat

2017-12-19 02:14:44 UTC  

Yes the mayo is for the chocolate frosting

2017-12-19 02:16:38 UTC  

i bake so using mayo is sacrilege to me

2017-12-19 02:16:59 UTC  

in any frosting. it's only good for potato, chicken, and egg salad

2017-12-19 02:17:11 UTC  

I bake too

2017-12-19 02:17:29 UTC  

Pies cakes

2017-12-19 02:17:32 UTC  

Bread