she seems to know what phones are cause she looked up at it when i took the picture

dude, if i never gave my dogs steak i would die in 24hrs. they aint vegan lol

How do we know that is THE window cat?

https://img.memecdn.com/birthday-fsteak---artist-akairot_o_6688657.jpg

my cats wear collars

All good girls should be collared.

Nah

those are my two cats

So it's a she. Looks like a tortie

A lady should only adorn her nexk with silver and pearls

agreed

Or emeralds if she has green eyes and Sapphire if blue

Opals for my vrey eyed qts

i think she is only like a year old, very small compared to my other two

I was gonna crack a dirty neck lace joke but nvm

O whiskey I am taken

OK. I believe your cat story. Welcome. You're not a bot. Lol

I'm not a home wrecker! I know. I just have a less filter right now.

Ok compromise. https://www.hautelookcdn.com/products/FGM-44/large/6632806.jpg Which is actually what I gave my wife when we got married.

That's right

On our wedding day

I gave my wife

a pearl necklace

wait you still thought i was a bot?

That's pretty.

Bee, arent you supposed to give her a ring? not a nacklace when you get married?

Yes, but you are also supposed to get her a gift on her wedding day.

In Thailand, you gotta pay a dowry! Total scam,

I got her a pearl necklace because her favorate one recently broke.

so you spend fucktons on a weeding and a ring

and you still gotta get her something else?

i aint gettin married

OMG the weeb and nsfw channels. Degenerate

ima be a crazy cat person

If you do it right it is not expensive if you do/plan it right.

cheat, go to vegas or do a courthouse wedding and get her a non diamond ring she can brag about to her family ^_^

Yeah, I'm not really about the weeb shit

@nuPlissken I saw that on a show. 90 day fiance. Pissed me off.

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