hey guys

a random cat just jumped in my room

no joke

i had my window open and a random stray jumped in and doesnt seem to leave

i am not a bot serpico

i am a adorable cat

who know has three cats i guess

now*

tis the joke

why did you think i was a bot?

there are cat bots????

FAM

TELL ME WHERE I FIND THEM

there needs to be a whole server for cat people

im not a furry bee, i just love cats

hm?

me?

so the cat is now on my nightstand drinking water

i believe it is a she

i already have two male cats

the cat?

you want pics of the cat?

she seems to know what phones are cause she looked up at it when i took the picture

my cats wear collars

those are my two cats

agreed

i think she is only like a year old, very small compared to my other two

wait you still thought i was a bot?

Bee, arent you supposed to give her a ring? not a nacklace when you get married?

so you spend fucktons on a weeding and a ring

and you still gotta get her something else?

i aint gettin married

ima be a crazy cat person

or or or or

i can get a fuck ton of cats

western are you talking to me or?

damn thought someone finally liked me

least cats like me

i am

i am a male

whiskey is female?

cool

why are we paying respects

sad

instead of a ring ima get my girl a cat

i have a silver ring i used to break a dudes jaw

^

@Whiskey-Vargas why do you ask?

nah its all good

people usally say that about me, my dad left my family when i was a baby and my mom homeschooled me

never really was around dudes

none taken

i go on runs and bike rides at college a lot

update

the cat is on my bed

bee you were a soyboy???

i hunt a lot, love hog and deer hunting

got my last deer ground into burgers and it taste fucking awesome

will do western

gnight

a fire ant hilll