Had 8 shots of espresso

It's good chocolate, I'm not upset at all. @Deleted User massage therapist.

Damn 8 shots

I can take about 6 before I crack

I don't even drink coffee. It makes me anxious.

Oh

I could use massage

Last good one I had was 7 years ago

@Nottheonlymoron My body metabolizes drugs very quickly

Sort of sucks really.

>tfw you go for a massage and a wild sheboon appears

@Deleted User did a black woman massage you or something? Lol what happened?

Yes last year

It was unpleasant

She had a moustache and chin hair

How much did you pay?

Too much if anything

Homosexuality is a mental disorder btw

Considering that biology along with every religion and philosophy agree that humans exist to reproduce, it technically is.

Exactly

As a faggot I reserve the right to say I'm as disabled as autistic children and I demand welfare

Fair enough

Subway why

Can we have a burial for subway?

@Deleted User on top of everything it was a shitty massage? My co worker is black and I love her massages. I almost cry because they're so good, She's strong as hell. Certainly stronger than me. I give her the bigger clients.

YES

I wish we would purge faggots and facgotry

Or at least force them on a gay reservation

Maybe Puerto Rico

A reservation where it can be a pride parade 24/7 365?

I wouldn't wish that on Puerto Rico

They have enough to deal with as it is

@Deleted User Send them to the middle east

I think the espresso shots got to him. R.I.P

https://twitter.com/DiversityAndCmx/status/946865206868750342

Well I don't care about Puerto Rico

We will have them invade Cuba

Hopefully we'll give our forces air support this time, eh?

I meant with perta reekins