Read grumple bees theory on WBC

Fuk da law fam we making bread

We hire a lawyer?

Oh phelps was disbarred, but he still ran a law firm. Manned by his five kids.

Who are also all lawyers

God damn lol

The WBC is mosly phelps family keep in mind.

I hate lawyers so much lol

Shit Phelps might help us

So, access to legal firepower that you guys just don't have, even if you spend a decent amount of money.

Well pops your logic if flawless

Deal with it, were just gonna stack without you

Well, it's your reputation, not mine, so I'm not bothered.

Oh my god! But how will we correctly get away with it? Everything has to fall into place.

Whisky how brown do you look?

Know the law very, very well.

Well be fine without you ebowden

It's not my assistance that I think you need.

We both have the blood but my skin is too white

It's that of very, very good and expensive lawyers.

I don't have dark skin, I'm very light. You?

Damn

Same

Damn it!

What about Merric?

Okay wait

I have a plan

Now bare with me on this

We claim you're my mom and that tom cruise is my dad

I'm not even done with the consipiracy theory yet!

And you had me when you were 6

There's more weirdness.

I'm old but not that old!

I know! That's the point

People will freak out and give us lots of money on go fund me

Age 6 from a cult

The current leader of the WBC is a Guy named Drain. one of the few non phelps member of the church. Here's a quote "That Drain is one of the church’s few non-Phelps family members is only a small part of his curious story. In 2001, a then-35-year-old Drain set out to make a documentary exposing the gay-hating, disruptive church he’d become familiar with while in graduate school at The University of Kansas. Instead, Drain wound up moving his family from Tampa to Topeka to join the congregation."

Goes with the whole pedo thing going on too

He's also the guy that does all their media stuff. Which is why their media is so savvy.

Drain? He couldn't have picked a better name?

Lol