Message from @Grumplebee
Discord ID: 405857512479522818
We both have the blood but my skin is too white
It's that of very, very good and expensive lawyers.
I don't have dark skin, I'm very light. You?
Damn
Same
Damn it!
What about Merric?
Okay wait
I have a plan
Now bare with me on this
We claim you're my mom and that tom cruise is my dad
I'm not even done with the consipiracy theory yet!
And you had me when you were 6
There's more weirdness.
I'm old but not that old!
I know! That's the point
People will freak out and give us lots of money on go fund me
Age 6 from a cult
The current leader of the WBC is a Guy named Drain. one of the few non phelps member of the church. Here's a quote "That Drain is one of the church’s few non-Phelps family members is only a small part of his curious story. In 2001, a then-35-year-old Drain set out to make a documentary exposing the gay-hating, disruptive church he’d become familiar with while in graduate school at The University of Kansas. Instead, Drain wound up moving his family from Tampa to Topeka to join the congregation."
Goes with the whole pedo thing going on too
Drain? He couldn't have picked a better name?
Lol
article in question https://www.thedailybeast.com/this-man-is-the-future-of-westboro-baptist-church
Man even if it is a farce
The kids won't understand that
Drain is his last name
And I know that's how they create the uproar you speak of buy damn
There's no way we'd be able to engineer your cells to all have a genome that might be expected if Tom Cruise was your father @Seatoast.
So in 2001 he went there to do a documentary, and ended up joining them?
The power of makeup
Well golly whiz there goes my plan
A gofundme will only work with absolute proof!
Nah look at that kid thay cried on Twitter and made 50k
PEOPLE JUST AREN'T THAT GULLIBLE!
Sarcasm.
Lol
Oh yes they are
You're very hard to read in my defense
The speculative be is it isn't a stretch to imagine he Did research, went there, figured out what was going on, then instead of exposing that (likely realizing his little indie fillm ass would get gangbanged by at least five lawyers if he tried to reveal the truth) instead offered to join them. When he figured would be much more lucrative.
Grumplebee what say you? Can it be done?