We all assemble in some swing state and say inflammatory stuff sir and make money!

Example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snyder_v._Phelps

We can have Whiskey Vargas as our spokesman so we can get leftist to sympathize with us

Obviously woman won't be in charge

Except, you guys don't know the law like Phelps does.

Don't know what you're talking about but I'm in.

True

Read grumple bees theory on WBC

Fuk da law fam we making bread

We hire a lawyer?

Oh phelps was disbarred, but he still ran a law firm. Manned by his five kids.

Who are also all lawyers

God damn lol

The WBC is mosly phelps family keep in mind.

I hate lawyers so much lol

Shit Phelps might help us

So, access to legal firepower that you guys just don't have, even if you spend a decent amount of money.

Well pops your logic if flawless

Deal with it, were just gonna stack without you

Well, it's your reputation, not mine, so I'm not bothered.

Oh my god! But how will we correctly get away with it? Everything has to fall into place.

Whisky how brown do you look?

Know the law very, very well.

Well be fine without you ebowden

It's not my assistance that I think you need.

We both have the blood but my skin is too white

It's that of very, very good and expensive lawyers.

I don't have dark skin, I'm very light. You?

Damn

Same

Damn it!

What about Merric?

Okay wait

I have a plan

Now bare with me on this

We claim you're my mom and that tom cruise is my dad

I'm not even done with the consipiracy theory yet!

And you had me when you were 6

There's more weirdness.

I'm old but not that old!

I know! That's the point