Message from @ebowden
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Read grumple bees theory on WBC
Fuk da law fam we making bread
We hire a lawyer?
Oh phelps was disbarred, but he still ran a law firm. Manned by his five kids.
Who are also all lawyers
God damn lol
The WBC is mosly phelps family keep in mind.
I hate lawyers so much lol
Shit Phelps might help us
So, access to legal firepower that you guys just don't have, even if you spend a decent amount of money.
Well pops your logic if flawless
Deal with it, were just gonna stack without you
Well, it's your reputation, not mine, so I'm not bothered.
Oh my god! But how will we correctly get away with it? Everything has to fall into place.
Whisky how brown do you look?
Know the law very, very well.
Well be fine without you ebowden
It's not my assistance that I think you need.
We both have the blood but my skin is too white
I don't have dark skin, I'm very light. You?
Damn
Same
Damn it!
What about Merric?
Okay wait
I have a plan
Now bare with me on this
We claim you're my mom and that tom cruise is my dad
I'm not even done with the consipiracy theory yet!
And you had me when you were 6
There's more weirdness.
I'm old but not that old!
I know! That's the point
People will freak out and give us lots of money on go fund me
Age 6 from a cult
The current leader of the WBC is a Guy named Drain. one of the few non phelps member of the church. Here's a quote "That Drain is one of the church’s few non-Phelps family members is only a small part of his curious story. In 2001, a then-35-year-old Drain set out to make a documentary exposing the gay-hating, disruptive church he’d become familiar with while in graduate school at The University of Kansas. Instead, Drain wound up moving his family from Tampa to Topeka to join the congregation."
Goes with the whole pedo thing going on too
He's also the guy that does all their media stuff. Which is why their media is so savvy.
Drain? He couldn't have picked a better name?