My dad actually says "are you sure you want to do that? You won't be able to go to prom, etc."

but the joke is on him

I don't want to have romantic relationships because I afraid I will hurt her. Like he did to my mom.

:/

This causes no end of problems throughout my teenage years.

But I work hard, and eventually go to community college.

But my parents hearts were never reall into the whole home schoolding thing.

There was a girl I really liked when i was a teenager.

But she rejected me. Amplifying my already low self esteem.

She married a pastor, had five kids, and is a perfect tradwife former tomboy MILF now.

Sometimes I wish facebook didn't exist.

Bottom line my teenage years were absolute shit.

But after that, it got worse.

I tried to work, but as a dysfunctional human, my self esteem ground me further down.

I was fired from all kinds of jobs, and didn't doo well in college. In any respect. I was afraid of girls,

I eventually quit college and got into helping my no chilled out dad with the family business.

But that failed.

and I finally got the only job i had for any appriciable length of time.

nearly ten years working for a Hilton hotel.

It was hell

an abusive work environment.

but I tried my best

tried to be a good goy

There was one silver lining.

Because of the family business thing and fear of being an abuser I was a kissless virgin until I was nearly twenty eight.

Then I met the Candiru My now wife.

The only girlfriend and the only girl I have ever been with.

I still remember the first time I kissed her. A moment for the highlight reel.

The first time we physicallly met

Shit turned out alright thrn?

She literally sassed her way into an employees area. Cuet as a button. Lookin' like a perfectly thicc ginger earth mother fertility goddess.,

No

we are getting to that part.

The horrible, neck breaking twist.

She's nearly ten years younger than me.

We met on a no defunct dating site.

I'd made wizard (if you get that refrence) bv the time we got married when I was 32

Happily ever after right?

Wrong.

: (

We made a baby. The wonderful and perfect Jerbear. Best little guy every.