an abusive work environment.

but I tried my best

tried to be a good goy

There was one silver lining.

Because of the family business thing and fear of being an abuser I was a kissless virgin until I was nearly twenty eight.

Then I met the Candiru My now wife.

The only girlfriend and the only girl I have ever been with.

I still remember the first time I kissed her. A moment for the highlight reel.

The first time we physicallly met

Shit turned out alright thrn?

She literally sassed her way into an employees area. Cuet as a button. Lookin' like a perfectly thicc ginger earth mother fertility goddess.,

No

we are getting to that part.

The horrible, neck breaking twist.

She's nearly ten years younger than me.

We met on a no defunct dating site.

I'd made wizard (if you get that refrence) bv the time we got married when I was 32

Happily ever after right?

Wrong.

: (

We made a baby. The wonderful and perfect Jerbear. Best little guy every.

But I should have paid attention to warning signs.

Relationships take work.

That is true.

but because I of my low self esteem though, I took that maybe to far.

Things are still developing.

More to the story one sec. I need more ice, more booze, and a bathroom break.

Quick side story, what the Japanese call a "Gaiden" i think

Jerbear's birth was super scary.

When Candiru was near full dialation they put a hard monitor on him. He was about to crown.

But his heart rate went from 150 (normal for a brithing child) to 50 (omfg dangerous)

They had to do an emergency c section.

But the docs were super pro and NASCAR pit crewed that shit

by the time I got to the OR in appropriate attire a nurse came out and said "baby's fine, mom's fine go back to the delivery room"

long story short he had his cord wrapped around his neck twice. it was choking him.

but he came out perfect, and is hilariously average in terms of weight, and height. Just a little advanced intelligence wise.

Do I still have an audience (I am a drunk attention whore)

Yeah

We put here

Abour to shower

after his birth everything was cool for a yearish.