No I most certainly do not

Flint, someone brought up the mushroom kingdom.

I love Mario Bros

@Selma I can't emphasize how nice hard cider is. If my old aunt was still alive I'd bring a few jugs. As it stands, I am now among the oldest in our family. Although my oldest cousin was born 20 years earlier. He's still doing great. As we've gotten older the age difference has meant less and less. He would be one of us if he was my age.

@OMGDwayne Homemade?

Based Italian saving the wahmens from the reptillian invaders

(a prophecy, really)

@Thugged Out Pissed Off Allegedly promotes nerve regrowth, and memory improvement

Dwayne, you're in your 60s you said? Why, you must be on of the older members here, and your stories and wisdom are always so enchanting.

Had it the first time at some haunted pharmacy in Beijing

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26853959 @Thugged Out Pissed Off

It would be wonderful if you could bring hard cider, but I'm not sure if that would be allowed.

Well I mean I could but y'all would have to order it and I am under 21 so I don't think I could bring it

You're under 21? Wow. I had no idea.

babby member

Me either

The way you said "stay in school, kids"

Yeah

Don't you speak Chinese or am I confusing you with someone else?

No that is me

You could make a lot of money translating, couldn't you?

我说中文

Yeah but that would be AIDS

Gen Z gang

I'm 22 going on 23, but I think I'm a millenial.

I almost did it for the air force but I would have to be in a small box underground or in a plane for like 20 hours a day listening to Chinese chatter

Yeah, 95.

2000

Year of the dragon

龙年

Yee yee

You have a mighty impressive skill, though. You could definitely put it to use if you develop the stomach for it.

@Selma I'm gratified that you think so. I caught the tail end of some very old traditions. My parents both had what was essentially a 19th-century upbringing. My Dad was blue collar urban and my Mom was isolated rural. She had nine brothers and sisters, all older, so the reunions were full of ancient tales. Our earliest ancestors came over to Virginia in the 1690s and to Georgia in the 1780s. It's all surprisingly well documented.

Yeah I could but then i'd have to work with Chinese people, and I've taken the time to learn the culture and let me tell you, it is not anything similar to mine and I like mine a lot.

4年之后，我的第一个大学的年之后，我一个年在中国学习了。

If I had a dollar for everytime I had to experience that.

很奇怪的国

I lived in montreal for a while when I was a kid so I speak decent french- when I got to HS and had to take a foreign language my dad was like "don't take french you already know that" but I enrolled for french for free A

he got pissed and signed me up for Chinese and Japanese

你的中文最好比我的

I worked with Chinese in California, and they are angry, hive-minded and rigid. The Japanese are much better. I swear they're almost White. They fail the civilization test though because they are ALL Leftist. Breaks my heart.