@Felden - CO can we blame the newly born baby for this?

Flight got delayed. So time to read Evola in the airport for 2 hours

Naw. I’ve been sleeping in the guest bedroom. 😉

I tried to sleep with the baby, but the next day I was wrecked at work.

Does your wife sleep in the same bed as the baby?

Yup. She’s co-sleeping. She wakes up about three times a night to feed the little bugger.

Breastfeeding. Skinny wife and fat baby.

Heck yes brother. The little guy has put on over a pound!

Noice! Plus breastfeeding increases the kiddos IQ.

Its almost like doing what is natural works best because biology is real...

Tucker called into his show ten hours ago to give an update on the post-mob investigation: https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1060707355590041601

Landed and chilling.

Big job interview in five minutes

Good luck @fire.within - FL

One of the orientals in my college CR groupme had to apologize for posting an “offensive meme”

Very current year

Well was it a good meme or what? @Sam Southern - TN

Very mediocre tbh. Just a caricature of a bantu with the caption “Obama voters”

God forbid anybody criticizes black folks. Totally not fragile at all.

@testudo thanks friend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Good morning, gentleman and ladies. Have a good day working/taking care of your kids/relaxing/eating.

Rise and grind my tortoises 🐢 we’re here to win

Rise and grind defend those mf rockies

Let’s snag this sourdough

*gets bread prematurely*
Can’t help it

Safe travels to the Rockies, especially.

Retrieve this rye

Lol

Bag that baguette

Cop that crust

Catch that croissant

Whisk away that wheat

Trap that toast.

Take that tortilla

Confiscate that cornbread

Corner that cornbrea-

Extract the English muffin

Let’s procure this pitta

LOL nate, I'm looking up synonyms for catch and types of bread too.

Finess that flatbread