Message from @Grossly Incandescent

Discord ID: 511291306291625989


2018-11-11 21:25:20 UTC  

@Jacob turn it into a crew cut first

2018-11-11 21:25:24 UTC  

then let it grow out after that

2018-11-11 21:25:45 UTC  

Or start wearing Macklemore concert t-shirts every day

2018-11-11 21:25:46 UTC  

Actually, the only time people don't complain is when I leave it messy and ugly, because unfortunately that's in style in 2018

2018-11-11 21:26:04 UTC  

CURRENT YEAR

2018-11-11 21:26:13 UTC  

Really, you should wear it however you want.

2018-11-11 21:26:35 UTC  

You'll know what looks best on you better than anyone else

2018-11-11 21:26:38 UTC  

Yeah dude just be yourself if they don't appreciate you at your worst then they don't deserve you at your best

2018-11-11 21:26:58 UTC  

t. Cursed ex-girlfriend

2018-11-11 21:26:59 UTC  

@ThisIsChrisbased and redpilled

2018-11-11 21:27:26 UTC  

Wait what's a crew cut? I looked it up on Google and it just looks like a mild fashy haircut.

2018-11-11 21:27:30 UTC  

A decent barber will make suggestions about what’ll look good @Jacob

2018-11-11 21:27:37 UTC  

@Jacob yeah that basically

2018-11-11 21:27:41 UTC  

make it milder and milder in stages

2018-11-11 21:27:44 UTC  

old army haircut

2018-11-11 21:28:02 UTC  

Eh, telling me to just be myself is gonna end pretty badly. @ThisIsChris @Josh M. -OH

2018-11-11 21:28:29 UTC  

@Jacob OK then pretend to be cool and hope no one finds out

2018-11-11 21:28:46 UTC  

if I was just myself I'd get a really extreme undercut and wear IE shirts everywhere

2018-11-11 21:28:47 UTC  

@Jacobim not sure we have much of a choice in being anything other than ourselves. Fighting it is unhealthy

2018-11-11 21:28:59 UTC  

idk dude

2018-11-11 21:29:06 UTC  

The pompadour is very in style these days

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/511291306291625987/image0.jpg

2018-11-11 21:29:19 UTC  

that dude looks like a fallout npc

2018-11-11 21:29:20 UTC  

@Grossly Incandescent don't doxx me bro

2018-11-11 21:29:25 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-11 21:29:26 UTC  

That looks insanely hard to make @Grossly Incandescent

2018-11-11 21:29:26 UTC  

We can better ourselves though. But identity feels more like finding than crafting.

2018-11-11 21:29:53 UTC  

Just keep the sides and back buzzed for a few months then style it

2018-11-11 21:30:03 UTC  

@ThisIsChris Problem with the more mild undercuts is that they're higher maintenance

2018-11-11 21:30:16 UTC  

I have horrible hair that takes forever to fix

2018-11-11 21:30:48 UTC  

@Jacob gotta start somewhere

2018-11-11 21:30:57 UTC  

undercuts and buzz cuts are my only hope unless I want to be in the bathroom for an hour a day

2018-11-11 21:31:01 UTC  

Change up your shampoo

2018-11-11 21:31:08 UTC  

As hair grows out it becomes easier to manage until it gets too long

2018-11-11 21:31:31 UTC  

use conditioner

2018-11-11 21:31:38 UTC  

hair feels comfy after

2018-11-11 21:31:42 UTC  

Shampoo+conditioner every day

2018-11-11 21:31:50 UTC  

Yeah I have to wash my hair every day

2018-11-11 21:32:00 UTC  

Yeah I use separate conditioner

2018-11-11 21:32:01 UTC  

> buying expensive shampoo to please snobby people that complain about my hair
you know I'll just keep doing what I've been doing @VinceChaos

2018-11-11 21:32:16 UTC  

and if your hair is weird and spikey because it's short, use molding wax after the shower

2018-11-11 21:32:27 UTC  

I'm a poor college student I don't have money to please people who find something to complain about no matter what