(That's why she was interested)

So, day of coffee date

@ResolvingParadox13 💰💰💰

respect

lol

look you guys can sit here and waste your time on stupid thots. ill be busy with this

hey hey my story

repo i will listen

So, day of coffee date arrives

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We meet at the starbucks, she says she'll pay. UGH what a chameleon

After we order, I step in at the last minute and pay for the coffee in the most gentlemanly way possible

No.

oh no .

Coffee date goes as planned

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No Dick = No Pepsi

Don't waste your time with Ahri

Oh no.

You fuckers didn't read the previous parts lel

its ok, i drink coke

The intent here is to drive her *away*

i dont care what you guys do. im busy with ahri

Waste your time with her.

Ahrian Masterrace when?

im good with ahri.

Raphtalia is better ;)

I just repress my sexuality.

Raphtalia and FL-Chan are equal in my eyes.

Anyway, the next time she texts me- "I'm seeing someone." Never texts me again. Mission accomplished

And build Churches in Minecraft instead.

RIP repo

Look at her

I demand it.

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😂

Is she like, a bear human mix?

plot twist! harem ends in polygamous marriage and the shield hero gets divorce raped.