Message from @YuriBezmenov
Discord ID: 592217840422092820
And luckily you didnt make the cut
yeah, totally
It is fucked
Dude, why?
Why do you still play the game?
one moment was, fucking " come fly over for my birthday... and metaphorically pee on me" --- reference to dogs peeing to mark territoy
@YuriBezmenov *auditioning
and like 5 hours later, thankfully before booking the ticket... "come visit as a friend"
lol
That auditioning shit has happened to me too
This annoying girl invited me for a coffee date
Auditing works as well
lasted 6 months before i thought my emotions were going to kill me π
I didn't like her because she was one of the very pretty, very self important types
Very arrogant
these hoes aint loyal
I also knew she was a thot
Thankfully, I know exactly how to make thot pussy shrivel up. (she had heard that I made good money)
(That's why she was interested)
So, day of coffee date
respect
lol
look you guys can sit here and waste your time on stupid thots. ill be busy with this
hey hey my story
repo i will listen
So, day of coffee date arrives
<:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641> <:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641> <:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641> <:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641>
We meet at the starbucks, she says she'll pay. UGH what a chameleon
After we order, I step in at the last minute and pay for the coffee in the most gentlemanly way possible
No.
oh no .
Coffee date goes as planned
<:tipsfedora:585703456128499713>
No Dick = No Pepsi
Don't waste your time with Ahri
Oh no.
You fuckers didn't read the previous parts lel
its ok, i drink coke
The intent here is to drive her *away*
i dont care what you guys do. im busy with ahri