Message from @ResolvingParadox13
Discord ID: 592218329624870912
Thankfully, I know exactly how to make thot pussy shrivel up. (she had heard that I made good money)
(That's why she was interested)
So, day of coffee date
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respect
lol
look you guys can sit here and waste your time on stupid thots. ill be busy with this
hey hey my story
repo i will listen
So, day of coffee date arrives
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We meet at the starbucks, she says she'll pay. UGH what a chameleon
After we order, I step in at the last minute and pay for the coffee in the most gentlemanly way possible
No.
oh no .
Coffee date goes as planned
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No Dick = No Pepsi
Don't waste your time with Ahri
Oh no.
its ok, i drink coke
The intent here is to drive her *away*
i dont care what you guys do. im busy with ahri
Waste your time with her.
Ahrian Masterrace when?
im good with ahri.
Raphtalia is better ;)
I just repress my sexuality.
Raphtalia and FL-Chan are equal in my eyes.
Anyway, the next time she texts me- "I'm seeing someone." Never texts me again. Mission accomplished
And build Churches in Minecraft instead.
RIP repo
Look at her
I demand it.
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Is she like, a bear human mix?