It is fucked

Dude, why?

Why do you still play the game?

one moment was, fucking " come fly over for my birthday... and metaphorically pee on me" --- reference to dogs peeing to mark territoy

@YuriBezmenov *auditioning

and like 5 hours later, thankfully before booking the ticket... "come visit as a friend"

lol

That auditioning shit has happened to me too

This annoying girl invited me for a coffee date

Auditing works as well

lasted 6 months before i thought my emotions were going to kill me 😛

I didn't like her because she was one of the very pretty, very self important types

Very arrogant

these hoes aint loyal

I also knew she was a thot

Thankfully, I know exactly how to make thot pussy shrivel up. (she had heard that I made good money)

(That's why she was interested)

So, day of coffee date

@ResolvingParadox13 💰💰💰

respect

lol

look you guys can sit here and waste your time on stupid thots. ill be busy with this

hey hey my story

repo i will listen

So, day of coffee date arrives

<:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641> <:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641> <:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641> <:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641>

We meet at the starbucks, she says she'll pay. UGH what a chameleon

After we order, I step in at the last minute and pay for the coffee in the most gentlemanly way possible

No.

oh no .

Coffee date goes as planned

<:tipsfedora:585703456128499713>

No Dick = No Pepsi

Don't waste your time with Ahri

Oh no.

You fuckers didn't read the previous parts lel

its ok, i drink coke

The intent here is to drive her *away*

i dont care what you guys do. im busy with ahri

Waste your time with her.