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I guess they all have kids lol

No kids, but I'm an adult kid...

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

A programmer's wife asks him to go shopping.
"Go to the store and buy 2 loaves of bread; if they have eggs, buy 12."
The programmer gets to the store and asks, "Do you have any eggs?"
"We do."
"Then give me 12 loaves of bread."

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If the period after bread was a semicolon, the joke would make even more sense <:KEK:726877368601411624>

> No kids, but I'm an adult kid...
@Calliope
Good to be honest i guess...

No offence

@AnonRed Just realized that even in my _jokes_ about programming I still forget that fucking semicolon

Art imitates life I suppose

What’s gray and wil kill you instantly when it hits you?
||A fighter jet||

A grey coated car? @JJ04

depends

A grey coated train ?

Multiple meanings

I guess lol

What’s green tho and hits and you dead?

Pool table

You have kids dont you?

Nope

Do you have an SO?

If its a woman it means shes pregnant

Why did @Tsar Vladimir Putin get kicked out of the Apple store for farting?

...because they didn't have any Windows.

Bruh

This is bullying

Bullying is gay

No offence to gays

But its gay

Also

Did you really have to ping me?

IDK if you're aware, but this is the joke section...

Its still bullying lol

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not sure you know the def

Really?

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